Pedantic Jokes

Funniest Pedantic Short Jokes

Short pedantic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pedantic humour may include short picky jokes also.

1. I just did one of those "what noun are you" quizzes... and I got "pedantic", which is an adjective.
2. My wife said we would have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.. I said, 'I think you mean fewer arguments'
3. My friend once told me "You must be the most pedantic person in the entire world." "Third most, actually."
4. After nitpicking a small detail in my friend's story, he said to me "What are you? President of the Pedantic Society?" Vice President, actually.
5. I recently ordered a pedant online for my girlfriend I don't want to get into the specifics, but it's not what I wanted
6. Earlier today my 6-year old told me I was "being abantic." Jesus, get it right kid. It's pronounced *pedantic*...

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Pedantic One Liners

Which pedantic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pedantic? I can suggest the ones about pretentious and sarcastic.

1. Statistics show that 47% of people are pedantic. Well, 46.8%.
2. If I had a penny for every time I was pedantic... I'd have £564.72
3. What's a pedantic's favorite song? All the small things.
4. I've opened a shop for pedants. We're open from 8:03 to 5:32
5. What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic
6. Is it better to say... ...pedantic, overscrupulous, or punctilious?
7. Some call me a know it all. But technically, I'm just being pedantic.
8. Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking.
9. How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn.

Delightful Fun Pedantic Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about pedantic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean punctual jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pedantic pranks.