The Best 4 Pecs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pecs jokes. There are some pecs boobjob jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pecs ripple puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pecs Jokes and Puns

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.

(apologies in advance. I made this up).

I told my dad that I wanted to become a man. So he made me lie down on the ground, then he sprinkled grass and seeds on my pecs.

I said, "Why are you doing this?"
He said, "It will put hares on your chest."

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.

(Yes I know it's a groaner, I made it up... Hmm.. Pecs/Pecks? Wasn't sure which is best).

What do you call a priest with fat pecs?

A praying man-tits

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pecs bigger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pecs microbiologist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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