Pecked Jokes
6 pecked jokes and hilarious pecked puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pecked that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a humorous way to lighten the mood? Read this collection of pecked jokes to get your friends and family laughing. This article features jokes about hens, finches, coops and lumps, so be sure to give it a read for a guaranteed chuckle.
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My roommate told me a rooster pecked him in the eye when he was a kid...
I always thought he looked a little cockeyed.
How did the Irish hen break out of prison?
\(Irish accent\) It pecked the lock
...is bad OC ok around here? :\)
What do you say to an owl that just pecked you?
Owl you just pecked me
Lesson 5 of 6: The Flying Turkey
A turkey was chatting with a bull I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy. Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings? replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.
**Moral of the story**: b**... might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
How many bones are in a chickens neck?
Enough to hold its pecked up!
Real b**...!!
A turkey was chatting with a bull I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy. Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings? replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: b**... might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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