Peck Jokes
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What has a beak but doesn't p**..., wings but doesn't fly, and feet but doesn't walk?
A dead bird.
An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear "Give us a kiss, luv!"
"No!", replied the nurse
"Oh go on!", said the man
"No!", replied the nurse again
"Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick p**... on the cheek?"
"For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be w**... you off!"
"There are three birds in this tree..."
"...one of them I know will p**..., one possibly can p**... and one is meant to p**... but refuses."
"What species?"
"A would-p**..., a could-p**... and a should-p**...."
What is it called when two birds kiss?
A p**....
In Ghostbusters, EPA lawyer Walter p**... doesn't listen to Egon Spengler's advice, deactivates the ghost containment system, and releases hundreds of ghosts.
I guess you could say he's an ignoramus.
Peter Piper picked a p**... of pickled peppers...
That is dirty.... that tongue twister...
How do birds kiss?
They give a p**... to the cheek.
I spent my whole day raising awareness for the environment.
Birds sure p**... at you when you attach six-pack rings to them, but man do I feel like I made a difference!
Mrs. Crow hated french kissing
So Mr. Crow gave her a p**....
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