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An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear "Give us a kiss, luv!"
"No!", replied the nurse
"Oh go on!", said the man
"No!", replied the nurse again
"Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick p**... on the cheek?"
"For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be w**... you off!"
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"There are three birds in this tree..."
"...one of them I know will p**..., one possibly can p**... and one is meant to p**... but refuses."
"What species?"
"A would-p**..., a could-p**... and a should-p**...."
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What is it called when two birds kiss?
A p**....
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In Ghostbusters, EPA lawyer Walter p**... doesn't listen to Egon Spengler's advice, deactivates the ghost containment system, and releases hundreds of ghosts.
I guess you could say he's an ignoramus.
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Peter Piper picked a p**... of pickled peppers...
That is dirty.... that tongue twister...
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I spent my whole day raising awareness for the environment.
Birds sure p**... at you when you attach six-pack rings to them, but man do I feel like I made a difference!
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Mrs. Crow hated french kissing
So Mr. Crow gave her a p**....
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Ahhhh, old romance . . .
Janet was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep, but Janet was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a p**... on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Janet asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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At a local college there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing he gives her a little squeeze and says, In America we call this a hug.
She says, Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too.
A little later, he gives her a p**... on the cheek and says, In America we call this a kiss.
She says, Yaah, in Sweden we call it a kiss too.
Later that evening after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to have s**... with her and says, In America we call this a grass sandwich.
She says, Yaaah, in Sweden we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.
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