Pecan Pie Jokes
5 pecan pie jokes and hilarious pecan pie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pecan pie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pecan Pie Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pecan pie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Pricey Pies
Did you know a pork pie in Aruba costs $1.50? A cheese and spinach pie will cost you $2.60 in Barbados. An apple pie is only $1.30 in Jamaica whereas a pecan pie will set you back $3.50 in Grenada.
And those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
Today I'm thankful that...
EA isnt in charge of Thanksgiving.
I couldnt afford the sense of pride and accomplishment it'd take to get to the pecan pie.
So Cool Papa walks into a pie shop...
He asks, "how's the pecan pie?"
The Beatnik behind the counter sez "I'm sorry, but, the pecan pie's gone."
Cool Papa sez "Solid. I'll take two slices."
If it's No Nut November...
does that mean I can't make a pecan pie for Thanksgiving?
What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!?
Pecan, typically.
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