Pecan Nut Jokes
23 pecan nut jokes and hilarious pecan nut puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pecan nut that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pecan Nut Short Jokes
Short pecan nut jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pecan nut humour may include short peanuts nuts jokes also.
- What do you call a nut that eats other nuts? A pecan-nibal!
Made this up at work while hungry. - What do you call a child, who is a nut, that got lost on a river in Portugal? Paddlin' Pecan
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Pecan Nut One Liners
Which pecan nut one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pecan nut? I can suggest the ones about cashew nut and almond nuts.
- I've never experienced post-nut clarity. Maybe I should switch from pecans to pistachios.
- What do you call a nut that likes to look in the neighbor's windows? A pecan Tom.
- Does anyone know what Barack Obama's favorite nut is? Yes, pecan!
- This joke is nuts but its strictly for northeasterners The rest of you no pecan
- Did you see the fight between the walnut and the pecan? It was nuts.
- If it's No Nut November... does that mean I can't make a pecan pie for Thanksgiving?
- What do you a call a nut in prison? A pecan-vict!
- What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically.
- What is the Nation of Islam's favorite kind of nut? A Louis Farra-pecan.
- How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans!
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Pecan Nut Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pecan nut you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peanut jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pecan nut pranks.
My friend grabbed my by the shoulders and shook me
My friend grabbed me by the shoulders, and shook my while exclaiming, "I'm a pecan! I'm a cashew!"
I said "What?"
My friend continued shaking me back and forth and yelling, "I'm a macadamia! I'm an almond!"
I said "Woah dude! You're nuts!"