Pecan Jokes
10 pecan jokes and hilarious pecan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pecan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some butter pecan humor? Check out this hilarious collection of jokes about the pecan nut! From cashew puns to the craziest cherry-on-top punchlines, laugh out loud with these pecan jokes.
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What is a good pecan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Pistachio can't
But pecan
Pricey Pies
Did you know a pork pie in Aruba costs $1.50? A cheese and spinach pie will cost you $2.60 in Barbados. An apple pie is only $1.30 in Jamaica whereas a pecan pie will set you back $3.50 in Grenada.
And those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
What do you call a nut that likes to look in the neighbor's windows?
A pecan Tom.
Why did the walnut know where the cashew was hiding
Because he was pecan
Does anyone know what Barack Obama's favorite nut is?
Yes, pecan!
My friend grabbed my by the shoulders and shook me
My friend grabbed me by the shoulders, and shook my while exclaiming, "I'm a pecan! I'm a cashew!"
I said "What?"
My friend continued shaking me back and forth and yelling, "I'm a macadamia! I'm an almond!"
I said "Woah dude! You're nuts!"
This joke is nuts but its strictly for northeasterners
The rest of you no pecan
Today I'm thankful that...
EA isnt in charge of Thanksgiving.
I couldnt afford the sense of pride and accomplishment it'd take to get to the pecan pie.
How do you tell the circumference of a pecan
Pecan pi
Did you see the fight between the walnut and the pecan?
It was nuts.
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