Pebble Jokes

33 pebble jokes and hilarious pebble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pebble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest pebble jokes related to pebbles and cobbles found on Pebble Beach and other sandy or cobblestoned areas. Whether for a party or for a great laugh, you're sure to find something here that will bring a smile to your face.

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Funniest Pebble Short Jokes

Short pebble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pebble humour may include short cobble jokes also.

  1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.
  2. So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December.... I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
  3. Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for?
    That she was a little boulder!
  4. Know why I won't have two pet rocks? 'Cause I ain't raising no pebbles!
    .. Idk, my brother told me that years ago and I still think it's clever.
  5. What's the smallest thing in the universe? A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
  6. What's the name of The Rock's baby? The Pebble.
  7. Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set? his lips were Thor
  8. What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!
  9. I Have A Pet Pet Rock Named Roxanne She's pretty cool, I've had her since she was just a pebble.
  10. What is worse than a pebble in your shoe? A grain of sand in the c**....

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Pebble One Liners

Which pebble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pebble? I can suggest the ones about pet rock and stone.

  1. What did the shy pebble want to be? A little boulder
  2. What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder.
  3. What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!
  4. What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble.
  5. What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles
  6. What Would The Rocks Boyfriend Be Called? Fruity Pebble..
  7. What did the happy pebble say to the grumpy mountain? You need an altitude change!
  8. How did the pebble get over its shyness? It became a little boulder
  9. Which is more courageous a pebble or a stick? The pebble, it's a little boulder.
  10. What's the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia? Fruties Pebbled
  11. Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
    We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
  12. What do you call a gay geologist? Fruity Pebbles
  13. Chuck Norris tossed a pebble in the air. The dinosaurs went extinct.
  14. I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them.
  15. That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.

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Playful Pebble Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about pebble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gravel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pebble pranks.

A man is walking through a forest and sees a huge hole

The whole is really deep. It's huge and dark and seems bottomless, so the man decides to see how deep.
He throws in a pebble and listens, but it doesn't make a sound.
He throws in a big stick; still no sound
He throws in a huge tree stump he prised up out of the ground; nothing
Suddenly, a dog comes running by and jumps straight into the hole at alarming speed.
The man stares into the hole, dumbfounded, when another man walks by and asks "have you seen my dog?"
"Yeah" he replies, "he just jumped in this hole"
"That's funny" the other man replies, "I had him tied to a tree stump"

A man's wife is showing off her new bikini at the beach....

"Do you notice the difference?" she said "I've lost a stone".
The man picks up the smallest pebble he can find and throws it into the water. "The beach has lost a stone. Do you notice the difference?"

Pebble joke, I Have A Pet Pet Rock Named Roxanne