The Best 16 Pebble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pebble jokes. There are some pebble rock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pebble stone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pebble Jokes and Puns

What did the shy pebble want to be?

A little boulder

What does the shy little pebble wish for?

To be a little Bolder.

What did the shy pebble wish for?

Only that he could be a little boulder!

Pebble joke, What did the shy pebble wish for?

A man is walking through a forest and sees a huge hole

The whole is really deep. It's huge and dark and seems bottomless, so the man decides to see how deep.

He throws in a pebble and listens, but it doesn't make a sound.

He throws in a big stick; still no sound

He throws in a huge tree stump he prised up out of the ground; nothing

Suddenly, a dog comes running by and jumps straight into the hole at alarming speed.

The man stares into the hole, dumbfounded, when another man walks by and asks "have you seen my dog?"

"Yeah" he replies, "he just jumped in this hole"

"That's funny" the other man replies, "I had him tied to a tree stump"

What do you call a gay rock.

A fruity pebble.


A man's wife is showing off her new bikini at the beach....

"Do you notice the difference?" she said "I've lost a stone".

The man picks up the smallest pebble he can find and throws it into the water. "The beach has lost a stone. Do you notice the difference?"

So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December....

I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

Pebble joke, So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas song

What Would The Rocks Boyfriend Be Called?

Fruity Pebble..

What did the happy pebble say to the grumpy mountain?

You need an altitude change!

How did the pebble get over its shyness?

It became a little boulder

What is worse than a pebble in your shoe?

A grain of sand in the condom.

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Which is more courageous a pebble or a stick?

The pebble, it's a little boulder.

Short and cute giggles.

What did the shy little pebble wish for?
That she was a little boulder!

Chuck Norris tossed a pebble in the air.

The dinosaurs went extinct.

I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite

not very many pebble appreciate them.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Pebble joke, What's the smallest thing in the universe?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pebble metamorphic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pebble igneous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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