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Short peasants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peasants humour may include short villagers jokes also.

  1. why didn't the escaped peasant want to go to the beach? he was scared that he'd end up serfing again
  2. What did the Aristocrat say when he heard the French Revolution happening in the streets? Oh! What a peasant surprise!!
  3. Is this some kind of peasant joke Is this some kind of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
  4. Why was the 10 year-old medieval peasant depressed? He was going through his midlife crisis.
  5. Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called "peasants"
  6. Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner? They wanted to eat serf and terf.
  7. What did the Indian god say when a peasant asked for a better life Have you tried turning yourself on and off
    again?
  8. How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 because that's peasants work.
  9. Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party? The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
  10. Do you know why the nobles always mistreated their peasants? Because they're all a bunch of vassals.

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Peasants One Liners

Which peasants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peasants? I can suggest the ones about poor people and lazy people.

  1. Servant: Sire Sire! The peasants are revolting! King: Yes, Aren't they
  2. Why was the king so disgusted by the peasants? They were revolting.
  3. you're like an english peasant in the 1300s revolting
  4. Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!
  5. What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing.
  6. They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants
  7. What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf
  8. What was the favorite activity of olden day peasants? Serfing.
  9. What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal
  10. Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames
  11. How do you win a peasant girls heart? You just ask her what you have to do to a tractor
  12. Did you hear about the king who killed all of his peasants? It was poor execution.
  13. Why did the peasants hate the Potato King? He was a dicktater.
  14. Why did the console peasant cross the street? To render the building on the other side!
  15. Kylie Jenner walks into the bar wearing jeans from the Gap... That's the joke peasants

Peasants joke, Kylie Jenner walks into the bar wearing jeans from the Gap...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about peasants can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of peasants puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Peasants Jokes

What funny jokes about peasants you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean beggar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make peasants prank.

I read about a feudal uprising where a duke's son was killed by rebels.

They used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements with the only available ordinance: a peasant's decapitated head.
It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

Putin asks a fortune teller when he will die...

Putin starts reading all the stuff on the Internet about how he has cancer, is going to be assassinated or overthrown. He goes to a fortune teller and pays her 1,000 rubles to tell his fortune.
She looks in her crystal ball. He says "tell me what you see." She says "I see parades. People dancing. They are wearing historic Ukrainian peasant outfits. There are floats and bands. You die on a Ukrainian holiday.
"Yes, but when" Putin says. "Which holiday?"
She says (of course) "Any day you die will be a Ukrainian national holiday."

A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity.

The peasant crosses himself and says scared: "Blessed v**..., three men buried in the same grave!"

The problem with the goose

A peasant goes to a country fair and buys two chickens, a bucket, an anvil, and a goose. Walking back to his village he meets a woman who asks him for directions to the village.
- Come with me, but let's take a shortcut through the woods, much faster.
- No way! I know you men, once we're in the woods, you're going to try and ravish me at once.
- But how? Looks at all the stuff I am carrying!
- Yeah, right! You can put the chickens under the bucket and put the anvil on top!
- Oh yeah? And the goose?
The woman pauses for a second…
- Alright, I'll hold the goose

Vladimir Putin, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards.....

visits a modern art exhibition. "What the h**... is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked. His aide answered, "This painting, president Putin, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million tons of grain."
"Ah-h… And what is this black triangle with red strips?" "This painting shows our heroic industrial workers in a factory." "And what is this dwarf with donkey ears?"
"Mr. president, this is not a painting, this is a mirror." 

The king's guard bursts into the throne room...

Out of breath and in a panic they alert the king
> Sire, the peasants, they're revolting!
The king nods and responds:
>Mmm yes, they are quite disgusting aren't they

In the land of poker, different people had different toilets. The peasants had toilets that flushed clockwise, and the nobles had toilets that flushed counterclockwise. The king had neither.

He had a royal straight flush.

Kim Jong Un and Putin are riding in a plane together

When they flew over Russia, Putin said, "I threw 100 dollars out the window and made 100 of my peasants happy"
When they flew over North Korea, Kim said, "I threw 1,000 dollars out the window and made 1,000 of my peasants happy"
When they flew over the Ocean, the pilot told the co-pilot, "I could throw 2 people out of the window and make everyone happy"

Russian joke

Two peasants, Boris and Igor are poor. Boris has a goat. Igor does not. One day while walking thru the woods, Igor meets a fairy. "What do you wish for?" She ask.
"I wish" Igor says "that Boris's goat should die"

A Royal Dentist Joke

Two peasants are having a chat and one says "Why did the king go to the dentist's?"
The other peasant, confused, says "no I don't, please tell me"
The first peasant then hits him with "to get his teeth crowned!"

Peasants joke, Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery

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