Pearl Harbor Jokes
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- With the way I see asian people driving, it got me thinking... Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.
- I held a door for an elderly japanese man. He said "Sank you."
Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that? - I just held the door open for an Asian guy. He said, "Sank you," so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
- I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers... But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.
- I held a door open for an Asian guy and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July - I held the door for a Japanese man the other day... And he said, sank you.
So I punched him right in the face.
I can't believe he'd bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
Happy Pearl Harbor Day! - I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me "Sank you"
How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture! - I held the door open for an old Japanese man today As he walked into the store he said "Sank You". I was shocked that after all these years he still brings up Pearl Harbor…
- High school laffs In high school once our history teacher asked who bombed pearl harbor, a Japanese kid raised his hand and the teacher said; correct!
- I was holding the door open for a Japanese guy... The Japanese guy was like "Sank you."
I punched him dead in the jaw. Smh bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
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Pearl Harbor One Liners
Which pearl harbor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pearl harbor? I can suggest the ones about nine eleven and pacific.
- Asians are sooo bad at driving.... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
- Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident
- How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays? You don't bomb pearl harbor.
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
- What did Roosevelt say after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? I won't stand for this.
- On a scale of 1-10 how enthusiastically did Mitsubishi observe Pearl Harbor day? Zero
- Why did Japan bomb Pearl Harbor? Because someone asked for supplies
- What's it called when a man with hemorrhoids farts? Pearl Harbor
- What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeños? A Pearl Harbor
- You're pretty like a pearl... ...Pearl Harbor; all shot up.
- What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza.
- I'm just like Pearl Harbor... no s**... left...
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I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!"
Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."
A Jewish man walks into a bar...
... and sits down on the only available stool next to a Chinese man. The Jew looks over and says, "Ugh, I hate the Chinese!" The Chinese man says,"Why!? What did we ever do to you?" The Jewish man says, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!" "That was the Japanese, you idiot!" "Chinese, Japanese, same thing." The Chinese man is furious and storms out of the bar.
The next day, the same Chinese guy goes to the same bar and sits down at the only stool next to the same Jewish man. The Chinese man looks over and says, "You know what? I hate Jewish people!" The Jew responds, "Why!? What did we ever do to you?" "You guys sunk the Titanic!" "That wasn't us! That was an iceberg!" The Chinese guy says, "Iceberg, Rosenberg, same thing!"
Pilot to co-pilot
The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
'I don't like Chinese..'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all f**... same.
An elderly Japanese man...
An elderly Japanese man was walking behind me as I was entering a store. Since he was older and walked with a cane, I held the door for him. As he walked pasted he said, "Sank you" with his accent. So I punched him in the face and said, "How dare you bring up Pearl Harbor like that!"
A Jewish man and an Chinese man spark up a conversation....
Before long they're arguing...
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "For what?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "eh, Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you kow what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "For what?!?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Tatanic!"
Chinese man: "eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
It's a good thing the j**... flew planes at Pearl Harbor
If they were driving there would have been a lot more casualties
Two pilots
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!"
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah" That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There's a few minutes of silence....
"I no rike Jews." the copilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" Asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic." says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Gilberg, nomattah...all same."
A Korean and a Jew
Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?
Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.
Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?
Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?
Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.
Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?
I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.
I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.
Once he went though, He said, 'Sank you'.
I Swore at him and kicked him in the Shin.
I Then said, 'Never bring up Pearl Harbor like that'
A Chinese man and a Jew are talking
The Jew says "I still haven't forgiven your people for attacking Pearl Harbor."
To which the Chinese man replies, "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese you idiot!"
The Jew says "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
Then the Chinese man says "You know, I haven't forgiven your people for sinking that Titanic."
Shocked, the Jew replies "That was an iceberg you idiot!"
To which the Chinese man says "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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I didn't write this joke but it's always funny when I see it. Thought I'd share.
A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy are sitting on a bus
The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says "man I really hate Chinese people." The Chinese guy goes "why?" And the Jewish guy goes "because you guys bombed Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy says "that wasn't us that was the Japanese!" The Jewish guy replies "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese you're all the same!"
So the Chinese guy thinks about this and then says "well you know what? I really hate Jewish people!" And the Jewish guy goes "why?" And the Chinese guy goes "because you guys sunk the titanic!" The Jewish guy says "that wasn't us! That was an iceberg!" The Chinese guy replies "iceberg, Weinberg, Steinberg you're all the same!"
A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name...
"I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?"
"I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you."
Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for b**... Pearl Harbor."
"I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me."
Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic."
"I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg."
"Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."
So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy...
He looks over to me and says "Sank you!" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
Asian drivers are so bad
that some speculate that Pearl Harbor might have been an accident
Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking.
Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator
The door was closing, so I held it open for him.
He replied with, "Sank you".
Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?
My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor...
...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.
I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street.
Afterwards he said, "Sank you." So I punched him in the face.
He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
Titantic is the 2nd highest grossing movie in Japan.
Guess since they couldn't sink Pearl Harbor, they went for the next best thing.
Karma
A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down.
"What was that for?" the Chinese man asked.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."
"Chinese, Japanese, you are all the same!"
"Oh!"
They continued walking and after a while the Chinese man whirled and knocked the Jewish man to the ground.
"What was that for?" the Jewish man asked.
"That was for the Titanic!"
"The Titanic? That was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, you are all the same."
Asians are such bad drivers...
I'm beginning to wonder if Pearl Harbor wasn't just one big accident.
A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation
Before long they're arguing.
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "Why?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "Why?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
My grandpa is still mad at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.
I had to explain to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.
My grandfather died in a plane c**....
The United States was pretty mad but I thought Pearl Harbor deserved it.
Rick and Morty 9/11 joke
Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !
Chinese guy and a Jewish guy sitting at a bar.
Suddenly Jewish guy whacks Chinese guy on the head. What was that for? says the Chinese guy. Pearl Harbor says the Jewish guy. Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. Jewish guy says Japanese Chinese what's the difference?
Time goes by. Suddenly the Chinese guy whacks the Jewish guy on the head. What's that for? Sinking of the Titanic. Titanic was sunk by an iceberg. Iceberg Goldberg what's the difference?
A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar. Suddenly, the Jewish man punches the Chinese man in the face.
"Ow! Why did you do that?" asks he Chinese man.
"That's for Pearl Harbor," says the Jewish man.
"But the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I'm Chinese!" says the Chinese man.
"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" asks the Jewish man.
So the Chinese man punches the Jewish man.
"Ow! What's that for?" asks the Jewish man.
"It's for the Titanic," says the Chinese man.
"What? That was an iceberg that brought down the Titanic!" says the Jewish man.
"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
A Chinese man and a Jewish man are sitting next to each other on a plane.
Suddenly, the Jewish man slaps the Chinese man across the face.
"What was that for?" asks the Chinese man..
"For Pearl Harbor" says the Jewish man.
"That was Japanese. I'm Chinese," the Chinese man says.
"Chinese, Japanese" what's the difference?
Few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man.
"What was that for?" asks the Jew.
"It's for the Titanic."
"The Titanic? That was an iceberg..."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" says the Chinese man.
A Chinese doctor has a Jewish patient.
"Listen," says the patient, "I didn't think we were going to get along so good together."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean! Pearl Harbor, that's what I mean!"
"What are you talking about, Pearl Harbor? I'm Chinese!"
"Yeah, well...Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same thing."
"What do you mean, all the same thing? The Jews sunk the Titanic!"
"The Jews sunk the Titanic?"
"Sure. Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceburg, all the same to me!"
