Pear Jokes

Funniest Pear Short Jokes

Short pear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pear humour may include short pong jokes also.

1. Gave my daughter an apple for breakfast this morning 🍎 She said she only likes pears!
   So I gave her another apple. 🍎🍎
2. Coolio died today. He was shocked when he got to the Pearly Gates and realized It was indeed an Amish paradise.
3. I walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear... "What's this for? he asked.
   I replied, "A raise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
4. A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear.
5. I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he preferred pears. So I gave him another apple.
6. My dad always thought I wasn't man enough to become a fruit farmer... ... I proved him wrong by growing a pear.
7. I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear
8. Grant Imahara walks up to the pearly gates... As he looks around, confused, a booming voice speaks to him across the clouds...
   ...Myth confirmed.
9. Fruitiphile You've got to be careful if you find one fruitiphile, because they normally come in pears
10. What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear.

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Pear One Liners

Which pear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pear? I can suggest the ones about pond and spar.

1. My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
2. I told my neighbor I was too scared to grow an apple tree. He said grow a pear.
3. Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear.
4. A programmer dies and meets St Peter outside the pearly gates. [cr
5. Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear.
6. I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.
7. Seems like there is always more than one fruit fetishist... They come in pears.
8. I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear
9. The thing about people with fruit fetishes... Is that they usually come in pears
10. Why are fruit rapists seldom found alone? They come in pears
11. My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree. I told him, "Grow a pear"!
12. When is an Iphone not an Apple? When there's two of them. Then it's a pear.
13. What do you say to someone too scared to plant apples ? Grow a pear.
14. I know you can't compare apples to oranges... ...but two apples do make a pear.
15. My buddy told me he was too afraid to grow apples. I was like, bro, grow a pear.

Apple And Pear Jokes

Here is a list of funny apple and pear jokes and even better apple and pear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My mate quit the rat race to become an apple farmer, and now he's whining about how much work it is. So I told him to just grow a pear.
• Steve jobs goes to Heaven.. .. As he steps up to the pearly gates, St. Peter looks at him with a frown on his face, points downwards and says: You know how we feel about Apples up here.
• My doctor told me I had to add more apples, pears, and berries to my diet It was a fruitful checkup.
• What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure.
• Why couldn't the apples go to the homecoming dance? Because only PEARS were allowed! get it? pears! ok bye..
• Apple literally named their company after an Apple 🍎 But then expect you to PEAR your Airpods? 🍐
• Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device? They work in pears.
• Why can't fruit be compared? Apples and oranges cannot be peared.
• Why don't boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A "PEAR" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
• My mum is allergic to apples and pears That's why we live in a bungalow

Pear Tree Jokes

Here is a list of funny pear tree jokes and even better pear tree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!
• Our band always gets announced last at every event we preform at, no matter where we are in the show... Probably should not have chosen Partridge in a Pear Tree as our band name.
• What did the papa pear tree say to his child pear tree who was too afraid to grow his first fruits? Son? Grow a pear.
• Where do you take your pear tree when it runs out of pears? ...................the re-pear shop
• I should probably take up growing fruit trees Because people keep telling me I should grow a pear.
• What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pear.
• Does anyone know how to take care of birds again? Someone anonymously gifted more birds.
  2 turtle doves, I believe.
  And now 2 partridges with 2 trees that grow pears.
  Advice is much appreciated.
• What do you call a Tolkien tree creature that bears a certain type of fall fruit? I don't know either, but it should be A Pear Ent.
• What did the pervert get for Christmas? A partial in a pear tree.

Prickly Pear Jokes

Here is a list of funny prickly pear jokes and even better prickly pear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get when you cross a pear with a cactus? A prickly pear

Uproarious Pear Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about pear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ripe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pear pranks.