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Why did the legumes start a moving company?

Because they were packing peanuts!..f**... you guys, I'm drunk

What do you call a monster who lives in a dark colored peanut?

The creature from the black legume

Which legume is the most stable?

Peanuts, they're definitely not nuts.

I visited a legume museum with a real life peanut gallery

Apparently they're still annoyed with Gregor Mendel not tucking in his shirts.

We can thank the Japanese for the abundance of peanut snacks on airplanes..

Their most common response to post-flight, phone-based, satisfaction surveys was: "Not enough legume."

What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?

Thai-food legume

When I first heard about peanuts not being nuts

I thought they were pulling my legume

Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut...

because he is a legume.

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