Peanut Butter Dog Jokes
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Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog?
Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog.
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I tried the whole Peanut Butter-and-d**... thing with my dog
...but the Peanut Butter just kept sticking to the roof of my mouth.
Ever had to force your dog into taking their medication?
It's the worst, right? You try to cover it with peanut butter, even then they know you're up to something. So it gets kinda physical, have to get in there with both hands and hold them open and push it in with your finger, hoping they don't bite you. Turns into a wrestling match, sometimes. But as it turns out, the trick was we were just using the wrong peanut butter. Ever since we switched to creamy, those suppositories just pop right in.
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My dog ate a package of peanut butter cups.
Now he's p**... out Reeses f**....
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My uncle invented this one today.
What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter?
He has no hands to pick the p**... out.
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What's the most difficult thing about training a dog?
Getting the peanut butter out of your p**... hair
I wish my girlfriend was like my dog
Could lick peanut butter off me any time of the day
My dog really likes peanut butter
Especially the kind with nuts inside
How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat?
Cover it in peanut butter.
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How do you stop a dog from h**... your leg?
Put peanut butter on it.
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A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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As far as my dog knows...
...d**... taste like peanut butter.
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Peanut Butter Dog One Liners
Which peanut butter dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peanut butter dog? I can suggest the ones about peanut and peanut and jelly.
- I wish my girlfriend was like my dog Could lick peanut butter off me any time of the day
- My dog really likes peanut butter Especially the kind with nuts inside
- How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat? Cover it in peanut butter.
- My dog ate a package of peanut butter cups. Now he's p**... out Reeses f**....
- How do you stop a dog from h**... your leg? Put peanut butter on it.
- As far as my dog knows... ...d**... taste like peanut butter.