Peanut And Jelly Jokes
37 peanut and jelly jokes and hilarious peanut and jelly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peanut and jelly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Peanut And Jelly Short Jokes
Short peanut and jelly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peanut and jelly humour may include short peanut butter jokes also.
- Why did Peanut butter not open the door for the Jelly?... Because it was already ajar.
(Sorry, I'm a dad.) - Why should you ask an anti-masker to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Because they are a super spreader!
- One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly.
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it
- How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy? Lead poisoning
- If a brother and sister get together and have twins, the twins should be named Peanut Butter and Jelly. Because they are in bread.
- Peanut butter was chatting with jelly I envy you, said the jelly.
Why? said the peanut butter.
I don't know, I guess I'm just the jellous type - Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together.
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Peanut And Jelly One Liners
Which peanut and jelly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peanut and jelly? I can suggest the ones about peanut and jelly sandwiches.
- What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j
- I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's jam packed.
- Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam
- You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
- People call me peanut-butter... Because everywhere I go, folks be gettin' jelly.
- My wife and I go together like peanut butter and jelly. She's sweet and I've got nuts.
- When I grow up I'm going to be peanut butter You jelly bro?
- What kind of of sandwiches do Eskimos like? Peanut Blubber and Jelly
- What's the matter, peanut butter? Jelly?
- What's a monk's favorite sandwich? Peanut Buddha and Jelly!
- What do you call a lying peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Untrustable
- Why are peanut butter and jelly r**...? They're in-bread
Peanut And Jelly Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about peanut and jelly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jelly and jam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peanut and jelly pranks.
I was looking for something to eat the other day & I found this Kentucky brand jelly my wife bought.
I tell you it don't matter, even if you put peanut butter on the bread too, you just can't make a decent sandwich with it. Got no taste.
I told her, "Woman, don't buy that k**... jelly anymore!"
A comedian walks to the stage
Comedian: let's do a white racist joke
Us w**... like the same things
We like the same sandwich: peanut butter and-
Audience: JELLY!
Comedian: we like the same chips.
Salt and vi-
Audience: NEGAR
Three construction workers were having lunch on a high rise..
The first worker opens up his lunchbox and says, are you kidding me? Another bologna sandwich! Every day its bologna! If I get another bologna sandwich i'm going to jump off this high rise! The second worker opens his lunch box and says, yeah i'm with you man I cant take anymore of this! The third worker says i'm with you guys. So the next day the three workers are all getting ready to eat lunch and they are all thinking about what they had said the day before. The first worker slowly opens his lunch box. Phew! Ham and cheese he says. The second worker cautiously opens his and says, thank god peanut butter and jelly! The third worker opens his and says oh man bologna, see you guys later and jumps off the high rise. The first worker then starts laughing and the second worker says, why are you laughing? Our friend of ten years just committed s**...! Then first worker says, cause the idiot packs his own lunch.
Three men, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are eating lunch...
... During their break at work. They all pull out their sandwiches and open them up to find out what they got to eat. First the redhead sees that he got ham and exclaims, "Ham again! If I get ham again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" Next the brunette opens his sandwich and exclaims, "Turkey again! If I get turkey again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" Lastly the blonde opens his sandwich and exclaims, "If I get peanut Butter and jelly one more time I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" The next day all three men got the same type of sandwich again and proceeded to the nearest cliff and jumped off.
Now the wifes are being interviewed:
The redheads wife says "If I would have known, I would have never done it!" And burst out crying The brunettes wife says "If I would have known I would have never done it!" And burst out crying. Lastly the blondes wife says "Hey don't look at me, he made his own sandwiches"
Three men are all working on building a house.
They go up to the roof for lunch, and unwrapped their sandwiches. The Brunette says "if I get one more Tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The black haired one says "if I get one more pickle and lettuce sandwich, I, too, am going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The blonde looks at his sandwich and also declares, "if I get one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm going to jump off this roof and kill myself." The next day, they all get the same sandwiches and kill themselves. That night, their wives all meet up and mourn. "If I had known that my husband was going to kill himself over a sandwich, I wouldn't have given it to him." The brunette cries. "Same," the raven head replies. They both look at the blonde. "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch!"