Peals Jokes
2 peals jokes and hilarious peals puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peals that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Peals Jokes With Friends
Peals Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good peals joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?
A church bell peals from the steeple.
An old man is sitting on a park bench
Next to him is a large salt shaker and a bag filled with a bunch of bananas. Periodically the old man takes out a banana, carefully peals it, salts it with the shaker, grimaces, then throws it away in a nearby trashcan.
A woman observes him do this with several bananas and after a while finally can't hold back her curiosity. She asks:
"Old man, why are you peeling and salting these bananas and then throwing them out?"
The old man looks at her, scowling, and responds:
"I g**... hate bananas and I hate salty bananas even more!"
Share These Peals Jokes With Friends