Peak Jokes

Funniest Peak Short Jokes

Short peak jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peak humour may include short peek jokes also.

1. My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils... But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
   
2. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
   (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
3. Why do they sell shoes in pairs? Because they're sole-mates.
   (I made this joke up about a week ago and figured I'd tell it on non-peak hours so I don't get upvoted enough to quit my day job)...
4. Why did the snowman apply for a job on the winter solstice? It wanted to work during its peak season.
5. TIL the Earth produces global electromagnetic resonance with the highest peak frequency of 33.8Hz, slightly lower than a C#1 note with a frequency of 34.65Hz. I guess you can say the earth is flat.
6. What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear? \- Peak Aboo.
   And which one gives them a flu?
   \- Peak Achoo.
7. I like my women like I like America Bold, opionated, just past their peak and starting to realize they need to settle for less
8. I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit
9. Gesundheit What are you called when you reach the highest power level sneeze ever?
   You're a Peak-Achoo.
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   I'll see myself out...
10. Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake.

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Peak One Liners

Which peak one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peak? I can suggest the ones about avail and reach.

1. Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak.
2. I cut the top off of Mt. Everest. I only wanted to take a peak.
3. Why did the winter solstice visit the gym? It wanted to stay in "peak" condition.
4. George R. R. Martin found dead after reaching peak popularity. Just like his characters.
5. What do you call it when you tell a joke on top of a mountain? Peak comedy.
6. How do mountains see? They peak.
7. I am fascinated by mountains. They peak my interest.
8. How do you call the peak of indifference? What Everest.
9. What do mountains do when they want to look at something? They take a peak.
10. When a comedian looks down on everyone That's peak comedy.
11. How does the Pope stay in peak physical condition? Crossfit
12. I peaked too soon in high school. I'm still sending her child support.
13. Do you guys like jokes about mountains? They really peak my interest
14. I just made a good mountain joke I think it was peak humor
15. Oh, you want to climb to the top of Mount Everest? Did it PEAK your interest?

Peak No Jokes

Here is a list of funny peak no jokes and even better peak no puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm new to the stock market and I've been getting really good at pinpointing the peak of penny stocks. I'll explain. That's when I tend to buy them.
• My friends say I'm a lot like an Iphone I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.
• Went to my doctor today for a check up and afterwards he told me my prostate was in peak physical condition.... I thought it was a strange thing for a dermatologist to say but hey good to know
• An electric pokemon just sneezed its biggest sneeze ever Some would call that its 'Peak Achoo'
• A friend of mine told me how to get maximum returns on my investments That really peaked my interest!
• Halfway through his birth, I realize that my son was at his peak trading value... At that point, he was new, in box
• Why did the nurse cuddle with her locked-in syndrome patients right after their sponge bath? Because she likes her vegetables at the peak of freshness
• Took a peak at one of my Christmas presents. A bag of rice? Thanks a lot Uncle Ben.
• What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers.
• Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak. Now he's president of the United States.

Mountain Peak Jokes

Here is a list of funny mountain peak jokes and even better mountain peak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early.
• A mountain climber's dog falls off a cliff just before reaching the peak. He says... "Dog gone."
• Why should you never get undressed in front of a mountain ? Because they're always peaking
• What did the mountain say to the mysteriously foggy valley? "Alright, you've really peaked my interest"
• I have a large pile of empty pop cans in my garage... It's a mountain, soda's peak.
• A man climbed to the peak of a mountain... it was all downhill from there
• Mountains... They peaked years ago
• Why did the rock climber start l**... the grass on the peak? He wanted some Mountain Dew.

Highest Peak Jokes

Here is a list of funny highest peak jokes and even better highest peak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!"
  His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"

Peak Mount Jokes

Here is a list of funny peak mount jokes and even better peak mount puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do so many die on Mount Everest? Many never reached peak performance.
• A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.
• Finally reached the top of Mount Everest in 15 days That's my Peak Performance!

Hilarious Fun Peak Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about peak you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peak pranks.