Peacock Jokes

30 peacock jokes and hilarious peacock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peacock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This is a collection of jokes about peacocks. If you're looking for a laugh, these jokes are sure to provide it.

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Funniest Peacock Short Jokes

Short peacock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peacock humour may include short pelican jokes also.

  1. My Peloton is in the living room because it’s my favorite work of art aside from the turquoise marble peacock I keep in the fireplace.
  2. On Easter, a rooster saw many painted eggs. So he searched for the peacock and he killed him.
  3. What do you call a r**... peacock? A pissdick.
  4. What do you call a bird with small t**...? A pea-c**....

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Peacock One Liners

Which peacock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peacock? I can suggest the ones about parrot and seagull.

  1. Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail.
  2. What's the difference between a peacock and a peahen? Peaness
  3. What is the term for a female peacock? A peacunt.
  4. Did you hear the story about the peacock? You haven't? Well, it's a beautiful tale
  5. If you keep peacocks in a petting zoo You've got to expect some fowl-play.
  6. What is a female peacock? A peacunt
  7. What is the funniest animal to a six-year old? Peacock
  8. New book idea: "Too long in the hot tub" by Drew Peacock
  9. Who's the best erectile dysfunction doctor in the world? Dr Drew Peacock
  10. Where do you find a peacock? In between peanuts.
  11. a peacock went to a colorful event showcasing plums.. it was a global event.
  12. Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first.
  13. What do you call a gay peacock? A Poocock!
    I'm so sorry.
  14. What do you call the t**... of a peacock? His peanuts
  15. which animal has the smallest g**...? a peacock...

Peacock joke, which animal has the smallest g**...?

Hilarious Fun Peacock Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about peacock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean penguin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peacock pranks.

Coloured Eggs

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

My grandpa told me this one today

There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.
Not the best joke but it made me chuckle

Wild adventures

An old man keeps staring at a dude having streaks of blue, red, pink, yellow colored hair while waiting at a bus stop.
The intrigued dude asks "Hey oldie, haven't you done anything wild when you was young?"
To which the old man "Yea. I did a peacock back then, was wondering if you are my son"

Peacock joke, Who's the best erectile dysfunction doctor in the world?