Pea Soup Jokes
21 pea soup jokes and hilarious pea soup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pea soup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pea Soup Short Jokes
Short pea soup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pea soup humour may include short vegetable soup jokes also.
- What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch?
A: Pea Soup
Q: What did you have for dinner?
A: Pea Soup
Q: What did you do all night?
A: Pee soup… - Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: You can roast beef but you cant pee soup. - What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but it's not easy to pea soup.
- What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!
- Another dad joke Dad: "What's the difference between seafood and pea soup?"
Kid: "Please... please don't."
Dad: "I can see food but I can't pee soup." - What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? You can mash potatoes,
but you can't pee soup.
(sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...) - What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
- Did you hear what the ridiculous fraction ordered for lunch? I don't know either but I heard she tried to halve split-pea soup and pay with a quarter.
- What's the difference between pork chops and pea soup? Anyone can chop pork, no one can pea soup.
- What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
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Pea Soup One Liners
Which pea soup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pea soup? I can suggest the ones about peas and frozen peas.
- What is the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes.
- What's the difference between a baked potato and pea soup? Anyone can bake a potato.
- What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anybody can mash potatoes...
- What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness.
- Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Pea Soup Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pea soup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean noodle soup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pea soup pranks.
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"