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A PE teacher asks his students who they think the smartest teacher at the school is.
The students all answer with the science teachers.
The PE teacher says "No, it's me. I get paid the same as them and I get to play dodgeball all day."
My PE teacher tried to make me exercise...
I told her you can't make me do squat.
Four teachers are talking in the staffroom
The English teacher said: "I had a particularly dim pupil today ask me what came after 'F', I made sure be kind when I told him it was 'G'"
The music teacher replied with "I think I taught the same boy, he must've been confused when I told him that naturally F sharp came after F."
The computer science teacher chimed in with "Interestingly I told him that 1 came after F since we're learning hex at the moment"
The PE teacher after quietly listening in sheepishly admits "I told him it's okay, you can always train to teach gym".
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I guess I'll take inspiration from the Iraqi joke and try to translate this Armenian joke. A kid is in PE class...
The teacher yells Lift up the right leg.
The children lift up their right legs.
The teacher yells Now lift the left leg.
The kid shouts What the h**...? Do you expect us to stand on our d**...?
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Blonde PE Teacher
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher at a school.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun k**... a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'No, it's probably best I stay here.' he says.
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says,
Because I'm the Goalie!
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?"
Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Our school PE teacher left to become a tree surgeon...
Something about operations on a yew tree
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