Pbj Jokes
19 pbj jokes and hilarious pbj puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pbj that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pbj Short Jokes
Short pbj jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pbj humour may include short jam jokes also.
- Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich
- Mmmm... Sandwiches My wife asked me just now (irl) if I wanted half of a PB&J, I said, "yeah, keep the P and the &"...
- Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts
- When I Went to Flint Michigan, I was surprised they didn't have PB&J, instead they had PB and water.
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Pbj One Liners
Which pbj one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pbj? I can suggest the ones about reads and snack.
- Why doesn't bob marley eat PB&J sandwiches? Because he's more of a jam man.
- What is R. Kelly's favorite sandwich? P&BJ
- Why dont you take Pb&J from a Scientist? You'll get lead poisoning!
- Whats Alabama state food? Jelly from a PB&J sandwich
- What do you call a PB&J in India? Punjabi sandwich
- Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20.
- Why did the kids not want to eat their pbj sandwiches? 'Cause it had lead in them
Giggle-Inducing Pbj Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about pbj you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beautiful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pbj pranks.
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.
Wife: actually I'm holding my son.
Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J?
Wife: oh god.
Kidnapper: what?
Wife. you have my husband.
$1 Beers $3 PB&J's $4 h**...
A man leaves work one Friday and passes a bar with a sign outside that reads "$1 Beers $3 PB&J's $4 h**...
He walks in and sits at the bar. A beautiful woman in her mid 20's comes over and asks what he would like. The man orders a beer. She asks if he'd like anything else. The man replies yes, "are you the one who gives the h**...?" The woman says "yes" the man says "Then go wash your hands I want a PB&J