Paypal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Paypal jokes. There are some paypal mastercard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these paypal settings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Paypal Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

I've decided to sell all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay

Imagine all the PayPal!

Apparently most people in The Vatican make their purchases online

Makes sense. I mean, they are a PayPal state

Put all my John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay

Imagine all the paypal

I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay

Imagine all the PayPal

What do you call someone who is your friend only because of your money?

PayPal

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Paypal joke, What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

Just started my own business selling John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay...

Imagine all the PayPal.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

did i ever tell you about the time that i was contacted by a former partner who was working in italy via the money transfer service i was using?

I was not ready when my ex communicated by the paypal authority

Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?

I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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There should be an app to electronically and securely send and receive money, but to be used by members of the Catholic Church.

It could be called "Paypal".

Why was Paschal Clarke banned from eBay?

Because he made the pa(y)pal cross.

I created this joke ten years ago and have. And now have only found a big enough platform to air it.

Thank you.

That's the pope favorite method of payment?

PayPal

What do you call the Vatican's online payments system?

The Papal PayPal.

Been selling random stuff on Ebay recently.

I'm now torn about whether or not to sell off my beloved complete John Lennon collection. They'll be hard to part with, but imagine all the Paypal.

Paypal joke, Been selling random stuff on Ebay recently.

new way to pay

A company in India is coming out with a competitive PayPal alternative called PayMyFriend.

I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.

Imagine all the PayPal.

I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online.

Imagine all the PayPal.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

If the Vatican ordered some things from eBay,

Would they use the papal PayPal?

Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied.

[OC] What do yo call an escort?

PayPal

Why is the worldwide online payment supergiant called Paypal?

Because you still gotta pay, pal.

You know who helped found PayPal?

E-Loan Musk

Hello you looking for a great opportunity to make money online! Direct payments to your paypal !!!

Paypal joke, Hello you looking for a great opportunity to make money online! Direct payments to your paypal !!!

Since their move to Ireland. Apple's profits have been Dublin.

As well as Google, Amazon, Facebook, Intel, IBM, Paypal, eBay, Twitter and many more...

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