Payoff Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Payoff Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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At age 12, I started responding, "Twelving like a pro." whenever someone asked me what I was up to.
Growing older, I've begun to wonder if the payoff will really be worth it by age 69.
The Dad joke pay-off [not actually a joke, sorry]
Dad, a little after lunchtime: "Are you hungry?"
Son: "No."
D. "Really? You've hardly had anything to eat all day."
S. "Okay, really I am, but I don't want to say it because then you'll do that joke again."
Son hates joke so much he would rather go hungry than risk hearing it one more time. Now my legacy is in place, I may die a happy man.
Want to hear a joke about building homes for charity?
Never mind, it has a long buildup but no real payoff.
Want to play a mind game? [Long joke but good payoff]
Ok for this I will need one volunteer. The rules are that you have to post what you think at that moment, otherwise it won't work.
So anyone?
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