Payin Jokes
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As I was paying for a 15 year old e**... I thought...
...I'm getting a really good deal on this car.
Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive.
Must be inflation.
Paying forward
A signboard outside a restaurant read
"Eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill".
A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing. The waiter gave him the bill. He laughed and pointed to the signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay" ! The waiter politely replied, " Sir, This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's Bill"........The man fainted....
Ideas are many to make Money.
I was paying for my stuff at the grocery store and a c**... fell out of my wallet.
I was a little embarrassed.
I looked at it, then at the cashier. We both looked down, then back to eachother, then to the corner of the room avoiding eye contact.
I said "Look, I'm really sorry about that. I thought I flushed it."
Not paying for a meal is called a Dine and Dash..
Surely not paying for a haircut is a cut and run?
I wasn't paying attention and almost drove my car right into the front of a store.
Although it's hard not to when you're driving through a shopping mall.
If you're looking for a well paying job, I'd suggest looking into becoming a baker.
I've heard they make a lot of dough.
If you don't keep paying your exorcist...
...your house will eventually be reposessed.
Paying $3-4k/month for a 1BR in SF is ridiculous...
...but I guess there is some growth potential. After the next quake, it may become a 2BR, with a view.
Paying taxes is kinda getting a p**...
It really s**... if you make a lot of money
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