Payback Jokes
5 payback jokes and hilarious payback puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about payback that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article examines the many types of payback jokes, practical jokes that are played in retaliation and as a vengeful act. Learn about the history of these types of jokes and the motivations behind them, and the paternal-style of jokes found in some cultures.
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What is a good payback joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Paybacktime
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye
A traffic policeman was patrolling at a signal.
A woman ran a red light, and he pulled her over.
The woman said, Please let me go! I'm a teacher.
The policeman laughed and said, Time for payback.
He hands her a notebook and a pen tells her, Write: I'll never break traffic rules again 100 times.
Paternal Payback
On the day I received my learner's permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat. Why aren't you sitting up front on the passenger's side? I asked.
Kirsten, I've been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl, Dad replied. Now it's my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.
I call my wife payback
Because she is a b**...
Payback
My teacher's advice to me being bullied was, 'Sticks and stone may break my bones but word will never hurt me.'
So I threw a dictionary at her.
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