Pay Rise Jokes
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I got a pay rise in my job.
At the end of the day, I went to the pub and bought a drink for everyone there.
I like to be generous, even if they did feel a bit weird sharing the same pint.
I'm going to buy a field. Then I'm going to go and stand in it.
While I'm there, I'm going to ring my boss and tell him I deserve a pay rise because I'm out standing in my field.
I told my gay friend about the rising costs of recreational m**....
He told me that he doesn't need to pay for w**... when he can just go to Afghanistan and get s**... for free.
I'm in line for a promotion and huge pay rise at the Ministry of Defence where I work, after finally perfecting the invisibility suit.
Well they think I have, I've just not turned up for three weeks.
I used to work in a messy glue and munitions factory.
I asked for a pay rise, but management stuck to their guns.
Anti-vaxxers aren't all against science
Some are just against paying the rising price of learning science at a university that's all
What did the p**... do to get a pay rise?
Anyone.
Remembering a great icon.
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The f**... was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
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