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Howlingly Hilarious Paved Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What is a good paved joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

When my grandfather came to America he was told the streets were paved with gold

And when he got to America he found out three things:
1. That the streets were not paved with gold
2. That the streets were not paved
3. That he was gonna be the guy paving them
[old Shelley German joke, told by Lorne Michaels in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee]

The road to h**... is paved with good intentions.

Thats why I always intend bad things.

I s**... up when I paved my private road...

I guess it's my own dumb asphalt.

"I am the young brother, let me through"

A man rushed to a gathering at an accident scene. Unable to see the victim because of the crowd the man said,"I am the young brother, let me through" The crowd looked at the man & paved the way silently.At the centre lay a donkey which had been hit by a car.

I'm very successful but I have my humble upbringing to thank

For example my father was just a blue collar road worker...but he really paved the way

Did you hear about the CRAZY paved trail?...

It's a "Cycle-Path"

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