Paved Jokes
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When my grandfather came to America he was told the streets were paved with gold
And when he got to America he found out three things:
1. That the streets were not paved with gold
2. That the streets were not paved
3. That he was gonna be the guy paving them
[old Shelley German joke, told by Lorne Michaels in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee]
The road to h**... is paved with good intentions.
Thats why I always intend bad things.
I s**... up when I paved my private road...
I guess it's my own dumb asphalt.
"I am the young brother, let me through"
A man rushed to a gathering at an accident scene. Unable to see the victim because of the crowd the man said,"I am the young brother, let me through" The crowd looked at the man & paved the way silently.At the centre lay a donkey which had been hit by a car.
I'm very successful but I have my humble upbringing to thank
For example my father was just a blue collar road worker...but he really paved the way
Did you hear about the CRAZY paved trail?...
It's a "Cycle-Path"
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