The Best 16 Paula Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Paula jokes. There are some paula patricia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these paula judy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Paula Jokes and Puns

Husband send a text to his wife

Husband's text:
>Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital.
Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.
Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches.
I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility.
Love you.

Wife's response:
>Who's Paula?

Women Think Differently

Husband's Text Message by cell phone:

"Honey, got hit by car when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays now. Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it didn't cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg, and they may have to amputate right foot.

Wife's Text Response by Cell Phone:

"Who's Paula?"

The Way Women Think

Husband's Message (by text):

"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!"

Wife's Response:
"Who's Paula?"

Paula joke, The Way Women Think

What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon?

Butterfree

Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but

. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''

Wife : ''Who's Paula?''


Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus?

They only serve crackers.

Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called "Paula Deen's Kitchen"?

Because the name "White Castle" was already taken

Paula joke, Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called "Paula Deen's Kitchen"?

Anna Paula went to the doctor.

She checked in at the desk. The receptionist asked her name.
"Anna Paula" she replied.
"And your last name?"
"My last name is Day."
The receptionist went back to the doctor and came back quickly. "I'm sorry the doctor refused to see you."


Which just proves that Anna Paula Day keeps the doctor away.

What does Paula Deen have in common with a black person?

She's also unemployed.

Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes

It will be titled "Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"

What is the difference between James Hetfield and Paula White?

One is a master of puppets, the other is a pastor of muppets.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Who was the intern Bill Clinton smashed? Was it Paula Jones?

Close, but no cigar.

I had a friend named Paula who ran for office.

I guess you could say she's a Paulatician.

Paula's eye exam results showed that she was almost blind, but her optometrist decided to prank her by telling her vision was perfect.

Paula did not see that one coming.

Paula Deen announced the title of her new book...

"Fried & Prejudiced"

Paula joke, Paula Deen announced the title of her new book...

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