Paula Jokes
26 paula jokes and hilarious paula puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paula that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Paula Short Jokes
Short paula jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paula humour may include short dean jokes also.
- Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called "Paula Deen's Kitchen"? Because the name "White Castle" was already taken
- Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled "Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"
- What is the difference between James Hetfield and Paula White? One is a master of puppets, the other is a pastor of muppets.
- Paula's eye exam results showed that she was almost blind, but her optometrist decided to prank her by telling her vision was perfect. Paula did not see that one coming.
- NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR
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Paula One Liners
Which paula one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paula? I can suggest the ones about rays and tests.
- What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree
- Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus? They only serve crackers.
- What does Paula Deen have in common with a black person? She's also unemployed.
- Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula
- Who was the intern Bill Clinton smashed? Was it Paula Jones? Close, but no cigar.
- I had a friend named Paula who ran for office. I guess you could say she's a Paulatician.
- Paula Deen announced the title of her new book... "Fried & Prejudiced"
- BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains "Brazil Nuts"
- A woman named Paula magically became a dog. Her name is now... Pawla
- Did you hear Donald Sterling is having a child? Paula Dean is the mother.
- I'm bit racist but... Paula Deen is.
- Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?
Uproarious Paula Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about paula you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean weekend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paula pranks.
Husband send a text to his wife
Husband's text:
>Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital.
Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.
Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches.
I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility.
Love you.
Wife's response:
>Who's Paula?
Women Think Differently
Husband's Text Message by cell phone:
"Honey, got hit by car when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays now. Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it didn't cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg, and they may have to amputate right foot.
Wife's Text Response by Cell Phone:
"Who's Paula?"
The Way Women Think
Husband's Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!"
Wife's Response:
"Who's Paula?"
Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but
. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''
Wife : ''Who's Paula?''
The Marriage,,,
Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter
Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find
adventure during her gap year. As Janet was exiting the plane, Paula
noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic
markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.
Janet introduced this man as her new husband.
Paula gasped out loud in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I
said for you to marry a rich Doctor .... a rich Doctor!"
Anna Paula went to the doctor.
She checked in at the desk. The receptionist asked her name.
"Anna Paula" she replied.
"And your last name?"
"My last name is Day."
The receptionist went back to the doctor and came back quickly. "I'm sorry the doctor refused to see you."
Which just proves that Anna Paula Day keeps the doctor away.
