Paul Walker Jokes

So i heard Paul Walker died in a car c**...

I guess that's why they don't call him Paul Driver

Alright, let's get out the "too soon" jokes about Paul Walker to get them out of our systems.

I'm just saying, the stare and drive obviously didn't work this time.

My new favorite drink at the bar.

It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S.
too bad he can't handle the c**......

You know who hasn't seen Fast and Furious 7?

Paul walker

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

I tried to look at a webpage on Paul walker

But it crashed!

There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios

I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car

I bought Paul Walker an xbox...

so that I could play with him but he spends most of his time on the dashboard.

I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP

I have a feeling Paul/Walker would c**... and burn.

Paul Walker has been all over the radio recently

And also the dashboard and seats.

Paul Walker's career was good at first,

Then it kinda crashed and burned.

Did you hear about what the medics found on Paul Walker's radio?

His face.

Its been 2 years since Paul Walker died

Time goes by 2 fast 2 furious.

What's Paul Walker's favorite drink?

Fireball

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What do you call a zombie race car driver?

a Paul walker

Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died?

He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.

What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?

There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead

Paul, walker

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live...

But he won't respond because he's dead.

whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead?

there's no Walker in Fast and Furious
.......RIP Paul

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox.

Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.

They say Paul Walker had dandruff...

But that can't be true, there was head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Am I the only one who finds jokes about Paul Walker completely tasteless?

They could really use some nice, chunky salsa to spice them up.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What was the name of Paul Walker's last movie?

2 Fast 2 Deciduous.

What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7?

Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time

I remember when Paul Walker was all over the news...

Then he was all over the front seat, windows and steering wheel...

What was the last thing to cross Paul Walker's mind?

The windshield

Why did Paul Walker die?

He was 2 fast 2 furious

What do my dad and Paul Walker have in common?

I'm never going to see them again.

Does Paul Walker hit trickshots?

Well no, but he hits wallbangs...

Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died?

Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

I still remember the day that Paul Walker died...

He was all over the radio.. and the windows.. and the seats.

Paul Walker really loved nature...

He even died hugging a tree.

I am selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay, anyone interested ?

I am willing to do a special price, because he lost CONTROL.

Some people don't like tree huggers.

But I think Paul Walker was pretty cool.

How do police know that Paul Walker didn't have dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox?

But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Paul Walker?

One was born black and died white, the other was born white and died black.

Paul Walker might still be alive. . .

. . .if he had been Adam Driver.

If Paul walker survived the c**...

He would be called Paul Roller

Why doesn't Paul Walker like energy drinks?

Because of the c**....

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Momentum.

A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows

Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.

How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair?

They found his head and shoulders in the glove box

I added Paul Walker on XBOX

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
I'm going to h**... over this.

what's the difference between my computer and Paul walker.

I care when my computer crashes.

(I'm going to h**... for this one) What is the main difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Walker made it to 100.

what's the difference between queen Elizabeth and Paul walker

Paul walker made it to 100 before he died.

Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff?

I didn't know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.