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  1. What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul? BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
  2. what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White? Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.
  3. I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.
  4. What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common? They have the same middle name.
  5. A mom asked her son, "Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" He stared and replied, "My name's Paul."
  6. Stop with the Logan Paul jokes... It's like beating a dead horse and i don't want to give him anymore video ideas.
  7. Paul: "So lads, any idea how we're gonna end 'Hey Jude'"? John: Nah.
    George: Nah.
    Ringo: Nah.
  8. Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
  9. What's the difference between a honda and a porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda
  10. TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV. It was *Ellen* or rugby.

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Paul One Liners

Which paul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paul? I can suggest the ones about paul walker and paul ryan.

  1. Why didn't the japanese guy get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
  2. Racecar backwards is still racecar but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
  3. A Jake Paul fan walked into a bar and got kicked out for being 10.
  4. Never try to hi-five Logan Paul You won't be the first person he's left hanging.
  5. I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
  6. Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seat belt.
  7. Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
  8. what do you call John, Paul and George without Ringo? The Beatless
  9. Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.
  10. Why does logan paul never highfive ricegum He leaves asians hanging
  11. I'm trying to start a Paul Walker fansite ...but it keeps crashing.
  12. I need to know what did Logan Paul do! Seriously guys, don't leave me hanging
  13. racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker
  14. racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.
  15. A Japanese guy tried to high five Logan Paul... But Logan left him hanging.

Paul Walker Jokes

Here is a list of funny paul walker jokes and even better paul walker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.
  • Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio? And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior
  • If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.
  • I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.
  • I can see why Paul Walker jokes aren't funny anymore. Poor guy can't catch a "brake".




    (P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Walker. I wish u were still here)
  • The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
  • How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
  • what's the difference between queen Elizabeth and Paul walker Paul walker made it to 100 before he died.
  • whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious
    .......RIP Paul
  • Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95

Logan Paul Jokes

Here is a list of funny logan paul jokes and even better logan paul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common? Their careers ended after seeing dead people.
  • What does a school cafeteria and the KSI vs Logan Paul fight have in common? Their beef is fake
  • Where do people go when they die? Logan Paul Vlogs
  • Why did Logan Paul return to Youtube? He didn't want to leave his fans hanging
  • Who's the last person you want to hang around ? Logan Paul.
  • Why didn't the Asian man get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging
  • The KSI and Logan Paul fight title
  • Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died. He would have found them in no time.
  • Why won't Logan Paul high five Ricegum? He likes leaving asian people hanging
  • So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,
    Logan Paul will be there to record it
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Paul Mccartney Jokes

Here is a list of funny paul mccartney jokes and even better paul mccartney puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What would Sir Paul McCartney sing to an octopus? I wanna hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
  • What is one of the longest living species of beetle? Paul McCartney
  • I'd like to take a moment to remember Paul McCartney (1942-2020). He's still alive, that's just how long he's lived so far.
  • BREAKING - Paul McCartney disqualified from London Marathon He was banned on the run.
  • You have to read this in Paul McCartney's voice When I find my tweets are causing trouble
    Mother Russia comforts me
    Tweeting words of wisdom
    Covfefe
  • Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.
  • A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
    To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
  • What was Paul McCartney's response to people asking why his music is so corny? "Maybe I'm a maize"
  • In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped.
  • Paul McCartney wasn't in Bread But some of his kids look like they were 

Paul Ryan Jokes

Here is a list of funny paul ryan jokes and even better paul ryan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Paul Ryan is never known to skip Leg Day But is nowhere to be found on spine day
  • Paul Ryan: "Doing big things is hard" > Doing ~~big~~ things is hard
    Fixed that for ya.
  • Paul Ryan Ousted the House of Representative's Chaplain for disrespecting his Tax Cuts He's really working to separate church and state
  • What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate.
  • Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.
  • How do you know Paul Ryan's hung like a horse? He dated a black chick in college.
  • And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ... Paul Ryan
  • Why does Paul Ryan only wash his hair? Trickle down washanomics.
  • Ayn Rand, Ron Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them drinks made with t**... alcohol because there are no regulations, they all die.
  • A man calls up Paul Ryan and asks to be a member of Congress. Paul Ryan: Are you r**...?
    Man: You have to be r**... to be in Congress?

St Paul Jokes

Here is a list of funny st paul jokes and even better st paul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is St. Paul's favorite snack? Minneapples
  • Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda.
  • How would you call St Paul's religious belief? A blind faith.
Paul joke, How would you call St Paul's religious belief?

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I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a s**... forest

A little upset to find out he came back

Rick s**... is claiming that mitt romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...

Which is kind of ironic — that s**... can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.

Jesus and his disciples are fishing in heaven....

After a while Peter says, "hey Jesus, remember when you walked on water...that was awesome!" Jesus says, "Yeah, that was fun! I'm going to do it again!" He steps off the boat and immediately sinks to the bottom of the lake. After a lot of effort the disciples manage to get him out of the lake. Paul asks, "Jesus, what happened?" Jesus responds, "I don't know...I guess last time I wasn't as holy...."

What does Paula Deen have in common with a black person?

She's also unemployed.

So i heard Paul Walker died in a car c**...

I guess that's why they don't call him Paul Driver

Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called "Paula Deen's Kitchen"?

Because the name "White Castle" was already taken

What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon?

Butterfree

People come up to me all the time in the street

and they ask me, they ask me:
"Say, Paul, what's the Mahabharata?"
And I say to them, I say,
"Oh, just a bit of light reading."

If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul."

^

John and Paul wanted to know if there is baseball in heaven

So they made a pact. Whoever died first would tell the other one if there is in fact baseball in heaven. John dies and he tells Paul, "I have good news and bad news". John says "The good news is yes, there is baseball in heaven". So Paul asks "So what is the bad news then" and John's reply is "The bad news is that you are pitching on Wednesday."

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

h**..., John Paul II, and Lennon walk into a bar.

h**..., John Paul II, and Lennon walk into a bar.
Lennon says to the bartender, "give me your best shot."
The bartender pours Lennon a shot, and it's dead-on perfect.
John Paul says, "Give me your best shot."
The bartender pours him a shot, and it was decent, but a bit off
h**... says, "Give me your best shot."
The bartender is about to pour it when h**... stops him and says,
"Actually, I'll do it myself."

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016

Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP

I have a feeling Paul/Walker would c**... and burn.

What street in Paris is well-known for its t**... community?

The Rue Paul.

What does Paul Atreides do when he wants the last glass of water?

He calls Muad'Dibs on it

Jesus said "come forth unto me and recieve enternal salvation!"

Paul came fifth and won a toaster.

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

So everyone's at the Last Supper...

... and Jesus is speaking to his disciples.
He says "Take this bread, for it is my body. Take this wine, for it is my blood."
Then Peter turns to Paul and whispers "Don't eat the brownies!"

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

So a sexist man is having s**... with another mans wife...

The husband comes home from work and sees this man drilling his wife on the kitchen counter.
The man says, "Oh hey Paul, I'm just loading the dishwasher!"

Jesus and Paul are playing golf

Jesus hits his ball out into the middle of a water hazzard. He walks on the water and hits the ball to within a couple of feet of the cup.
The greens keeper walks up to Paul and says "who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"
Paul replies "no, he think's he's Arnold Palmer"

A picture worth millions

A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. And I think she could be right."
Paul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you & your secretary."

Did you hear about the candle that smells like a mixture of Francis, Benedict, and John Paul?

They call it pope pourri
(I really am sorry)

When I went to Heavan...

I meet with Paul the Saint. He points to a bunch of clocks behind him
Paul: These are clocks that measure how honest you are. Yours is at 12:45, meaning you have lied 45 times in your lifetime
Me: Whose that clock at 12:00 belongs to?
Paul: That's Mother Teresa's. She has been a perfect person and has never lied
Me: Then whose that one at 11:59? Is he even better than Mother Teresa?
Paul: No. That one belongs to Bill Clinton. He lied so much during his presidency, the clock almost resets to 12:00
Me: I wonder, where's Donald Trump's clock?
Paul: Trump? Its in my office. I am using it as a desk fan

The Truth About The Beatles

John was the brain
Paul was the heart
George was the spirit
Ringo was the drummer

Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died?

Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

He wasn't wearing a seat belt
-my friend ben

My friend says there's a gay guy in our circle of friends.

I sure hope it's Paul, he's super cute!

Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"

Paul Reverse

Once when I was a teenager

...I stopped at the drugstore to purchase some of those "necessary supplies." I told the pharmacist, "Better give me a dozen, I've got a hot date tonight with the school t**...!" When I got to her house, her mother insisted I join them for dinner. I offered to say grace, and I prayed and prayed and prayed. When I finished, my date leaned over to me and said, "Why, Paul! I had no idea you were so religious!" I replied, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

Why didn't Jake Paul dress up for Halloween?

He didn't need a costume to go as a failure.

So, apparently Rand Paul was s**... punched...

So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was s**... punched, but neither man was badly hurt.
Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...

The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs.

Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?
John: Nah.
George: Nah.
Ringo: Nah.

Why did Logan Paul go to the s**... forest?

To kill his career.

What's the difference between Logan Paul and a WW2 US soldier?

One shoots dead j**... and the other shoots j**... dead.

I don't know why everyone is so angry at Logan Paul and his crew visiting s**... forest...

...everyone was just hanging around.

What's the difference between Logan Paul and h**...?

h**... had respect for Japanese people.

Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling

It's called methead acting

Logan Paul walked into a bar...

and lowered it.

I like my s**... life like I like my Jake Paul videos

A little tease in the beginning and 10 minutes of whole nothing.

What is red and can't climb trees?

Paul Walker's Porsche

Jesus is on the cross..

..fading fast he yells to his disciple Paul.
"Paul come to me my child. Come to me!"
Paul musters all his strength to break through the crowd.
"Yes my lord, I am coming to you"
Jesus continues to yell for Paul. Paul now crying falls at Jesus feet....
"Yes my lord!!!?"
"Paul, I can see your house from here".

Did you know that Paul Revere had sixteen children?

Apparently the British weren't the only ones coming.

How do police know that Paul Walker didn't have dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox?

But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Paul Walker?

One was born black and died white, the other was born white and died black.

So Logan Paul just called out Chris Brown to fight him

Too bad for him Chris Brown doesn't hit women anymore

Paul joke, So Logan Paul just called out Chris Brown to fight him

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