Paul Jokes

Funniest Paul Short Jokes

Short paul jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paul humour may include short peter jokes also.

1. What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul? BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
2. what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White? Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.
3. What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common? They have the same middle name.
4. A mom asked her son, "Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" He stared and replied, "My name's Paul."
5. Stop with the Logan Paul jokes... It's like beating a dead horse and i don't want to give him anymore video ideas.
6. Paul: "So lads, any idea how we're gonna end 'Hey Jude'"? John: Nah.
   George: Nah.
   Ringo: Nah.
7. Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
8. What's the difference between a honda and a porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda
9. TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV. It was *Ellen* or rugby.
10. If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Paul One Liners

Which paul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paul? I can suggest the ones about paul walker and paul ryan.

1. Why didn't the japanese guy get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
2. Racecar backwards is still racecar but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
3. A Jake Paul fan walked into a bar and got kicked out for being 10.
4. Never try to hi-five Logan Paul You won't be the first person he's left hanging.
5. I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
6. Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seat belt.
7. what do you call John, Paul and George without Ringo? The Beatless
8. Why does logan paul never highfive ricegum He leaves asians hanging
9. I'm trying to start a Paul Walker fansite ...but it keeps crashing.
10. I need to know what did Logan Paul do! Seriously guys, don't leave me hanging
11. Where do people go when they die? Logan Paul Vlogs
12. Why did Logan Paul return to Youtube? He didn't want to leave his fans hanging
13. Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!" Paul Reverse
14. Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95
15. Who's the last person you want to hang around ? Logan Paul.

Paul Walker Jokes

Here is a list of funny paul walker jokes and even better paul walker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio? And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior
• If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.
• I can see why Paul Walker jokes aren't funny anymore. Poor guy can't catch a "brake".
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  (P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Walker. I wish u were still here)
• How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
• what's the difference between queen Elizabeth and Paul walker Paul walker made it to 100 before he died.
• whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious
  .......RIP Paul
• Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
• what's the difference between my computer and Paul walker. I care when my computer crashes.
• Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox? But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard
• why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard

Logan Paul Jokes

Here is a list of funny logan paul jokes and even better logan paul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common? Their careers ended after seeing dead people.
• What does a school cafeteria and the KSI vs Logan Paul fight have in common? Their beef is fake
• The KSI and Logan Paul fight title
• Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died. He would have found them in no time.
• So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,
  Logan Paul will be there to record it
• So Logan Paul just called out Chris Brown to fight him Too bad for him Chris Brown doesn't hit women anymore
• Logan Paul walked into a bar... and lowered it.
• what do you call a person hanging out in the woods? logan paul's next youtube video
• What is one skill you can pick up from the Logan Paul and KSI fight? Drawing.
• What does the E in Logan Paul stand for? Empathy

Paul Mccartney Jokes

Here is a list of funny paul mccartney jokes and even better paul mccartney puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What would Sir Paul McCartney sing to an octopus? I wanna hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
• What is one of the longest living species of beetle? Paul McCartney
• I'd like to take a moment to remember Paul McCartney (1942-2020). He's still alive, that's just how long he's lived so far.
• BREAKING - Paul McCartney disqualified from London Marathon He was banned on the run.
• You have to read this in Paul McCartney's voice When I find my tweets are causing trouble
  Mother Russia comforts me
  Tweeting words of wisdom
  Covfefe
• Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.
• A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
  To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
• What was Paul McCartney's response to people asking why his music is so corny? "Maybe I'm a maize"
• In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped.
• Paul McCartney wasn't in Bread But some of his kids look like they were 

Paul Ryan Jokes

Here is a list of funny paul ryan jokes and even better paul ryan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Paul Ryan is never known to skip Leg Day But is nowhere to be found on spine day
• Paul Ryan: "Doing big things is hard" > Doing ~~big~~ things is hard
  Fixed that for ya.
• Paul Ryan Ousted the House of Representative's Chaplain for disrespecting his Tax Cuts He's really working to separate church and state
• What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate.
• Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.
• And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ... Paul Ryan
• Why does Paul Ryan only wash his hair? Trickle down washanomics.

St Paul Jokes

Here is a list of funny st paul jokes and even better st paul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is St. Paul's favorite snack? Minneapples
• Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda.
• How would you call St Paul's religious belief? A blind faith.

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