The Best 6 Patting Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Patting jokes. There are some patting drags jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these patting sammy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Patting Jokes and Puns

A Russian boy walks up to his grandfather...

"Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?" he says. "Yes, there was." replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head.

The boy then says "And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?". The Grandpa says "Yep. None at all." and pats the boy's second head

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

I took my dog to the vet because he was losing hair on his head.

Apparently he's got male patting baldness.

Last night I slept like a baby

I had a hairy old man patting me on the back going "ssshhhh, everything's going to be OK."

Be sure to eat well. After all, you're eating for two now right?

(Husband patting wife's belly) - Absolutely Dad, that tapeworm needs it's proteins.


Thanksgiving at the In-laws'

Me (patting wife's belly): "Remember, you're eating for two now"

Mother-in-law: "You mean...?"


Me: "That's right. She's got a tapeworm!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the patting rubs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working patting armpit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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