Patricks Jokes
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What do you call two gay irish men?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
Two Irish men came down to give Mrs. O'Mally some bad news.
"We have some terrible news about your beloved husband, he fell into a vat of beer and drowned."
"Oh my poor Patrick" she moaned "At least he died a sudden death and didn't suffer."
"Well I don't know about that Mrs. O'Mally, he got out three times to go pee."
What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland?
"Everyone got seat belts on back there?"
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