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Short patrick name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The patrick name humour may include short patrick irish jokes also.

  1. What are the names of the first two men to get married under the new Irish gay marriage law? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
  2. Did you hear about the gay Irish couple... ...names were Michael Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzmichael.
  3. Read a book about gay marriage in Ireland The authors' names are: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
  4. Did you read that book on gay marriage by the two Irishmen? Their names are Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
  5. In honour of St Patrick's day, can you guess my Irish name? Pat MiGroin.
    Yeah, my grandpa just told me that one...some visual images cannot be unseen.
  6. Two gay Irishmen decided to change their names. They became William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam
  7. I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick
  8. How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other? Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
  9. The first gay wedding will be taking place in Ireland next week The men's names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
  10. Two Irishmen wrote a book about the joys of gay marriage. Their names are Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

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Patrick Name One Liners

Which patrick name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with patrick name? I can suggest the ones about patrick star and patty.

  1. What were the names of the gay Irishmen? ...Hugh Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzhugh
  2. 2 Scotsmen are 69ing. What are their names? Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick.
  3. My friend Patrick left the country and changed his name He is now an expat
  4. Did you see the obituary for the guy who killed himself? His name was Patrick Kilpatrick
  5. If Patrick Star were a rapper what would his rap name be? Pusha P

Patrick Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about patrick name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean logan paul jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make patrick name pranks.

Did you know the prefix Fitz in a name meant "son of"?

So when Patrick had a son, the last name would be Fitzpatrick, and Gerald's son was Fitzgerald, etc.
They had to stop though when Dickinson had a son.

An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his g**... St. Patrick's Day.

He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.
'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled.
'I gave you a sham rock.'

the most famous person in the history of the world

The teacher addressed his class,"I'll give five dollars to anybody who can name the most famous person in the history of the world."
An Irish boy raised his hand and said,"St. Patrick."
"Sorry Seamus, that's not correct."
Then a French boy raised his hand and said,"Napoleon."
The teacher replied,"I'm sorry, Jean, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and answered,"Jesus Christ."
"That's right, David! You win the five dollars. Congratulations!" As the teacher was handing over the cash he said,"You know David, I'm surprised you said Jesus Christ."
"Yeah, in my heart I knew it was Moses. But business is business."

After many years in America, the local Korean owner of a convenience store was asked how it was that his name is Patrick Murphy.

When I come to America, there was long line of immigrants from all over the world. When immigration officer ask man in front of me where he comes from & what his name he tell him, " I'm from Ireland & my name is Patrick Murphy!" Then immigration officer writes his name down and tells him to go on to next line.
Then immigration officer ask me where I come from & my name and I tell him, " I am from Korean and my name is Sam Ting!"

An elderly Jew bolts into a church confessional

St Patrick's Cathedral. He pulls the curtain and says , Father. My name is Saul Hershkowitz. I'm 73 years old and I've been with a 22 year old girl. The priest says Saul, wait a minute. You're Jewish. Why are you telling me this? And the man says Hey Father, I'm telling everybody

I'm in Ireland for St. Patrick's day and asked for an Irish Car Bomb.

The bartender began berating me about how much of an uncultured American I am, how I shouldn't even be allowed to drink with the Irish, and really ripping into me because I got the name wrong. Apparently in Ireland the drink is called a 9/11.

Patrick was drinking heavily on a Tuesday night at his local pub.

He raised his glass and proclaimed, in toast, "here's to spending the rest of me life, layin' in bed next to me wife."
The toast was met with raucous cheers and applause. Patrick was given the toast of the night award, given out on every Tuesday at the pub.
When he brought the trophy home to his wife Patty she asked him what he said to get the prestigious award. Treading carefully, he replied "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sittin' in church next to me wife."
The next day Patty was shopping in the market when she ran into Patrick's best friend, also named Patrick. "What a great toast Patrick had last night" Patrick said excitedly.
Patty agreed, albeit a little confused, "yeah but I don't know where it came from, we only do that twice a year and when we do I have to pull Patrick's ear to get him to come."

A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...

The teller says "What collateral are you offering?"
The dog leans across the the counter, looks at his name tag and says "Here's the thing Mr. Wakk, can I call you Patrick? I'm actually Keith Richard's son. So you know I'm good for it."
The teller says "I'm sorry Mr. Dog we're still going to have to ask for collateral."
The dog hands him a ceramic elephant.
Confused the teller goes to his manager and tells him the story. He says "I don't know what to do, I don't even know what this thing is."
The manager says "It's a knick-knack p**... Wakk, give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."