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  1. I think I might be a homosexual A list of girls in the order I dated them:
    Haley
    Emily
    Lacy
    Patrice
    Megan
    Elise
    Irene
    Maggy
    Genevieve
    Alice
    Yolanda

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Patrick was drinking heavily on a Tuesday night at his local pub.

He raised his glass and proclaimed, in toast, "here's to spending the rest of me life, layin' in bed next to me wife."
The toast was met with raucous cheers and applause. Patrick was given the toast of the night award, given out on every Tuesday at the pub.
When he brought the trophy home to his wife Patty she asked him what he said to get the prestigious award. Treading carefully, he replied "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sittin' in church next to me wife."
The next day Patty was shopping in the market when she ran into Patrick's best friend, also named Patrick. "What a great toast Patrick had last night" Patrick said excitedly.
Patty agreed, albeit a little confused, "yeah but I don't know where it came from, we only do that twice a year and when we do I have to pull Patrick's ear to get him to come."

What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric s**...?

"Make it slow."

Did you know that Patrick Star does h**...?

NEEDLE NEEDLE NEEDLE

St. Patricks Day

Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them.
Because whatever you do with "I" I do with "U"

What did St. Patrick say to the snakes as he drove them out of Ireland?

Put your seat belts on.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

patrick swayze says:

nobody puts baby in a blender!!!!

Patrick wants a bike...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be d**... if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Who is Patrick Swayze's favorite author?

Wodehouse!

Patrick Star is so clueless

It's like he lives under a rock or something

Patricide - Murdering ones father, Matricide - Murdering ones mother...

... then explain countryside

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did St Patrick say when he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?

"Seat belts on in the back there guys, or there's no stopping at the shop."

Patrick wants a bike...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be d**... if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

If patricide is killing your father, matricide is killing your mother, and fratricide is killing your brother...

Is pesticide killing your sister?

What did everyone say to Patrick Ewing when he won

Patrick you win

Patrick wants a bike...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 15-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $85,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be d**... if I'm staying here by myself with an $85,000 mortgage and no bike!"

St Patrick wore green a lot, talked to snakes, and used magic . . .

He was a Slytherin, right?

Why does Patrick still have a Facebook account?

Because he has been living under a rock.

What did Patrick Stewart say when the clone he created to deal with trespassing Trekkies mistook him for a fan and threw him out?

Hoisted by my own Picard

If Patrick Star were a rapper what would his rap name be?

Pusha P

Why did patrick swayze put his newborn's crib in the middle of the nursery?

Because nobody puts baby in the corner.

Patrick Stewart is talking about a new Stsr Trek show he will be in. There will be a disease or attack that wipes out all officers of a certain age, leaving Starfleet without any captains. So they bring in retired admirals to captain the ships.

It will be called "Geria-

Why is Patrick always so dimwitted?

Because he lives under a rock.

What does Patrick Stewart use to keep the fire going?

Captains log

What's Patrick Stewart's favourite scale of train?

N gauge

Patrick of SpongeBob SquarePants is probably the most clueless character on TV.

It seems like he lives under a rock.

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

Because it was too far to walk!

Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and George RR Martin walk into a bar...

I'll finish writing this later

Why did Patrick Dempsey become a chiropractor?

Because he has a decade's worth of experience pretending to be a doctor.

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