Patriarchs Jokes
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I had an argument with my friend. She thinks the reason we men make so many more sexist remarks about women than the other way around is because in our patriarchal society men need to claim their superiority to women all the time.
I think it is because we are just better at it.
What do you call a patriarchal authoritarian society?
A dicktatorship
What do you call a gullible patriarchal figure from the Avatar movie?
A Fleeced Na'Vi Dad.
TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation.
I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson.
Joe Jackson, patriarch of the Jackson family including Michael and Janet has died
Apparently cancer is the only thing he didn't beat.
What did the patriarchal racist say to the Oompaloompa?
"Orange idiot"
When a man rules society, it's called patriarchal. So, what's it called when a woman rules society?
s**... up.
Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society.
Even their economy reflects it - now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned.
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenceless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already."
A jew in his death bed and a Rolex
A jew in his death bed is surrounded by his family, ready to say farewell to their patriarch.
In his last moments, the jew takes something out of his pocket, calls his oldest son and says: "Yitzhak, here I have a 1935 Rolex Oyster Perpetual Chronometer."
"I see it daddy", answers the son
And then the old men continues, "This watch as with me during my whole life. It first belonged to my father's father, then to my father, and finally to me".
With tears in his eyes, the elder son replies, "It's a beautiful watch with a beautiful story, Daddy"
Finally, the jew with a proud look and feeling accomplished asks, "Wanna buy?"
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