Patri Jokes
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Fun-Filled Patri Jokes to Boost Your Mood
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Patriotism
A nurse was taking care of a soldier in the Army Hospital.
"How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die," the soldier said.
The nurse was extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism and said, "I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom. You may kiss it if you don't mind."
"Of course I wouldn't mind. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish," the soldier said.
The nurse took off her p**... and the dying soldier kissed the flag.
"Thank you, nurse," he said "Now would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"
What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?
Engage.
A patriotic Helen Keller song...
"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."
What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?
They only have one good ball.
The Patriots asked the Seahawks: "Do you want to win the Super Bowl?"
The Seahawks replied: "Nah, we'll pass."
What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?
They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.
Patriotic Joke thread, Let's try Australia : - What do you call a Boomerang that does not come back?
A Stick.
Now give me your jokes from your country.
St. Patricks Day
Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them.
Because whatever you do with "I" I do with "U"
The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating
What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
A patriotic needle said:
Don't thread on me.
Why couldn't the patriot shake hands?
Because he was pro-nation!
Patriots Now and Then
Comparing the Patriots now vs the Patriots at the beginning of the season is like comparing Bruce to Caitlyn Jenner: Pieces are missing.
Who is the most patriotic politician ?
Mayor ken .
What did the patriotic optometrist say to his hispanic patient?
José can you see?
Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
What does a patriotic chicken say?
Yankee doodle doo!
(so sorry)
The Patriots
The pats shoulda subbed Bush in, he got more yards on that wheelchair than Blount did all game. #riseup
The Patriots can still win...
By Electoral College votes.
The Patriots are true gentlemen.
They let the Falcons finish their game before they started theirs.
What did St Patrick say when he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?
"Seat belts on in the back there guys, or there's no stopping at the shop."
The Patriots visit to the White House was so GREAT...
it left Aaron Hernandez choked up and ultimately breathless
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Patri One Liners
Which patri one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with patri? I can suggest the ones about patriots and motherland.
- You can't spell patry... with dyxflexia
