Pati Jokes
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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Pati O'Furniture
Patient asks his doctor...
A patient asks his doctor, "If I gave up women, wine, and song, would I live longer?" The doctor replies, "No, but it will feel longer."
Patient just told me a joke yesterday
When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special.
Wanna know why?
They are out standing in the field
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident!
Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left.
A patient complained to his doctor...
"I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."
The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then you'll see that I was right."
A patient walks into his therapist's office...
The patient says to the therapist, "Hey doc, I've been having these weird feelings about my mother recently."
The therapist replies, "Well, how does that make you feel?"
"To be honest," says the patient, "a little afreud!"
Should a patient with Osgood-Schlatters be referred to a nephrologist?
After all, they are Kid-knee experts.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage!
Dentist: Yes, I can see there's been a cockatoo in there.
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch,...
... the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise
So I tried turning it off and back on again.
A patient enters the doctor's office...
Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?"
Patient: "An ambulance. Why?"
Patient: Please help me doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
Doctor: I see. And when did this start?
Patient: Next Tuesday afternoon.
A patient walks into a doctors office...
"Doctor Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards!" says the patient
"Sit down I'll deal with you later" he replies.
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My patient was refused his o**... transplant.
But I didn't have the heart to tell him.
Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?
Because it was accidental.
A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him.
I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.
*classic Frankie boyle*
So a patient walks into my therapist office...
[INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]
Why do you need patience at the gym?
Because there is a lot of weighting.
*sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Why was the patient happy?
He left the operating room in stitches.
Patient: "Gimme the bad news first!"
Doctor: "You have AIDS."
Patient: "What's the good news?"
Doctor: "You have alzheimer's."
Patient: "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS."
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Patient: Doctor please kiss me!
Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having s**... either.
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Pati One Liners
Which pati one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pati? I can suggest the ones about rearrange and flames.
- What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'Furniture
