Pati Jokes

Laugh out loud with some of the funniest pati jokes available! From the kanjoos pati to the pareshan pati, these side-splitting jokes will have you in hysterics. Find out more about the patni pidit pati, the sharabi pati, the woodwork pati and the darpok pati. Read on for jokes about the tere patti and loads more!

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Howlingly Hilarious Pati Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What is a good pati joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side

Patient asks his doctor...

A patient asks his doctor, "If I gave up women, wine, and song, would I live longer?" The doctor replies, "No, but it will feel longer."

Patient just told me a joke yesterday

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special.
Wanna know why?
They are out standing in the field

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident!

Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left.

A patient complained to his doctor...

"I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."
The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then you'll see that I was right."

A patient walks into his therapist's office...

The patient says to the therapist, "Hey doc, I've been having these weird feelings about my mother recently."
The therapist replies, "Well, how does that make you feel?"
"To be honest," says the patient, "a little afreud!"

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch,...

... the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity...

He says "It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family."
Doctor replies, "No the problem is no one runs in your family."

A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise

So I tried turning it off and back on again.

Patient: Please help me doctor, I keep seeing into the future.

Doctor: I see. And when did this start?
Patient: Next Tuesday afternoon.

My patient was refused his o**... transplant.

But I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him.

I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.
*classic Frankie boyle*

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting.
*sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Patient: "Gimme the bad news first!"

Doctor: "You have AIDS."
Patient: "What's the good news?"
Doctor: "You have alzheimer's."
Patient: "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS."

A patient wakes up and yells "I can't feel my legs!!!"

The doctor says, "Of course you can't! I amputated your arms."

An Alzheimer's patient walks into bar...

to get to the other side.

Patient: Doctor please kiss me!

Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having s**... either.

I have no patience

But that's mostly because I'm not a doctor.

Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football

Doctor: It's okay take these pills
Patient: No way tomorrow is the final

Patient Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places

Doctor Well don't go to those places.

Pati joke, Patient  Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these pati jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pati puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Pati One Liners

Which pati dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pati?

  1. What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'Furniture
  2. What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture
  3. Whats Irish and sits outside all year long? Pati-O-Furniture.
  4. What is Irish and gets wet in the rain? Pati O'Furniture

Pati joke, What is Irish and gets wet in the rain?

Pati joke, What is Irish and gets wet in the rain?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these pati jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.