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What is a good pati joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side

Patient asks his doctor...

A patient asks his doctor, "If I gave up women, wine, and song, would I live longer?" The doctor replies, "No, but it will feel longer."

Patient just told me a joke yesterday

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special.
Wanna know why?
They are out standing in the field

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident!

Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left.

A patient complained to his doctor...

"I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."
The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then you'll see that I was right."

A patient walks into his therapist's office...

The patient says to the therapist, "Hey doc, I've been having these weird feelings about my mother recently."
The therapist replies, "Well, how does that make you feel?"
"To be honest," says the patient, "a little afreud!"

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch,...

... the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity...

He says "It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family."
Doctor replies, "No the problem is no one runs in your family."

A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise

So I tried turning it off and back on again.

Patient: Please help me doctor, I keep seeing into the future.

Doctor: I see. And when did this start?
Patient: Next Tuesday afternoon.

My patient was refused his o**... transplant.

But I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him.

I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.
*classic Frankie boyle*

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting.
*sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Patient: "Gimme the bad news first!"

Doctor: "You have AIDS."
Patient: "What's the good news?"
Doctor: "You have alzheimer's."
Patient: "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS."

A patient wakes up and yells "I can't feel my legs!!!"

The doctor says, "Of course you can't! I amputated your arms."

An Alzheimer's patient walks into bar...

to get to the other side.

Patient: Doctor please kiss me!

Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having s**... either.

I have no patience

But that's mostly because I'm not a doctor.

Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football

Doctor: It's okay take these pills
Patient: No way tomorrow is the final

Patient Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places

Doctor Well don't go to those places.

Pati joke, Patient Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places

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Which pati dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pati?

  1. What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'Furniture
  2. What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture
  3. Whats Irish and sits outside all year long? Pati-O-Furniture.
  4. What is Irish and gets wet in the rain? Pati O'Furniture

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