Paths Jokes
6 paths jokes and hilarious paths puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paths that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Paths Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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Two old farmers meet on a moor …
They had crossed paths numerous times over 20 years and never spoken a word. One day, one of the farmers stops and says to the other My pig's sick. Covered in red blotches and really looking ill. The other one says One of my pigs had the exact same thing. I gave her turpentine. The next day they met again and the first one says I gave my pig turpentine like you said but she died.
The other one, without looking up, says Yup, so did mine.
What do you get if a clock and a chicken cross paths?
A cluck
I had many career paths to choose from - lawyer, prison guard, veterinarian
but none of them satisfied my desire to work with animals quite like being a teacher
How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?
Hallways
Two nuns riding through the garden of the convent...
They giggle, laugh and scream as they ride their bikes over the cobble stone paths. All of a sudden, the window of Mother Superior swings open. She shouts:" Girls! Keep it down, or I'm having the saddles re-installed!"
What did the two relatives say to each other when they crossed paths in the desert?
Long time no sea.
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