Pathological Liar Jokes
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Funniest Pathological Liar Short Jokes
Short pathological liar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pathological liar humour may include short compulsive liar jokes also.
- My brother always lies, today he finally admitted to being a pathological liar Yeah, like I'm falling for that
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Pathological Liar One Liners
Which pathological liar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pathological liar? I can suggest the ones about lying and narcissist.
- My friend told me he is a pathological liar. I don't believe him.
- If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
- [Long] A pathological liar walks into a bar... No I didn't.
- Hi there, I'm a pathological liar. AMA! ... and I'll give you any answer.
- What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!
- My name's Steve and I am a pathological liar \- Hello, Steve
\- I'm not Steve - What's the best way to enjoy a pathological liar? With a grain of salt.
Pathological Liar Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pathological liar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dishonest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pathological liar pranks.
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So true it's not even funny
Pathological liar, narcissist and bigot walk into a bar.
Bartender asks, what can I get you Mr. President?
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A r**..., a bigot, and a pathological liar walk into a bar
They don't interact. They have very little in common other than they all suffer from crippling social anxiety.
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A r**..., a drunk, and a pathological liar walks into a bar
The bartender says, "the usual, Mr. Kavanaugh?"
Sick days
For some reason when I get sick it always happens at the most suspicious time. For example, last year, I got sick the day before Thanksgiving. I called in sick, took the day off, and recovered over my now 5-day weekend.
Then Christmas rolled around, and I ended up getting the flu the day before I was due back at work. So I called in sick again and didn't end up back at work until after New Year's.
A few weeks later, it was my birthday, and I came down with a 24-hr stomach bug the night before! At this point I could tell my co-workers and boss were getting suspicious.
Not one month later my boss was having us stay overtime after work and I was hit with a severe migraine around lunch. This time I could tell that my boss definitely didn't believe me.
At that moment, while I was leaving the office building with the sunshine beating down on my pulsing headache, the reason why I got sick on all those days became apparent. I'm a pathological liar that hates to work.