Paternity Leave Jokes
5 paternity leave jokes and hilarious paternity leave puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paternity leave that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Paternity Leave Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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Sentences you don't hear that often:
My IT guy is out on paternity leave.
In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks.
They have no idea where the baby is.
Preparations for parenthood.
Not sure you are prepared to be a parent, here are some tips to get you started.
Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a bathrobe and stick a giant beanbag chair down the front and leave it for 9 months. After the 9 months, empty out approximately 10-20% of the beans.
Men: to prepare for paternity, go to your local drug store, dump the contents of your wallet on the counter and give it the pharmacist. Then, go to the supermarket and arrange to have your salary direct-deposit to their headquarters. Go home, pick up the paper and read it for the very last time.
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Sounds like a...
Devil's t**... and the ensuing paternity court case.
Apparently teachers in NJ get really great parental leave
Because my dad has been on paternal leave for the last 20+ years
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