Patent Jokes
21 patent jokes and hilarious patent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about patent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you want to lighten up your outlook on the patent process? Look no further than this collection of patent lawyer and inventor jokes for some laughs. Get ready to unleash your inner farton with these funny patent jokes!
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Funniest Patent Short Jokes
Short patent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The patent humour may include short invention jokes also.
- I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener! SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"
Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured! - The inventor of the umbrella was going to call it the brella, but when he went to register the patent , he hesitated.
- Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
- A homicidal and a suicidal patent are put in the same room in a psych ward. The suicidal person says "well that makes 2 people that want me dead."
- The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019
- While working at the Patent Office, I discovered the Theory of Irrelativity. But then I decided it didn't matter.
- Developers with New Game Ideas "Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"
Where do I have to travel to play this game? - TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement. Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
- The United States is using an interesting strategy against Russia for interfering with another country's election. Apparently, the US already had a patent on that.
- How did the patent office verify Thomas Edison's inventions? They used phonographic evidence.
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Patent One Liners
Which patent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with patent? I can suggest the ones about new invention and credited invention.
- I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once You get more buck for your bang!
- I've invented a biro with a bell attachment. Patent pen ding.
- Looks like Microsoft DOES have a new IP... Infringed Patent.
- What do you call a patent for a defective human?
- What do you call a patent to create a bad human
- I patented the time machine But the judge keeps throwing it out based on prior art
- Once v**...'s patent expires.... There's gonna be stiff competition
Unearthly Funniest Patent Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about patent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copyright jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make patent pranks.
I Went To The Patent Office.
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s**... and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
My visit to the patent office
I went into a patent office and told the clerk how I had an idea for a folding bottle, it's called a fottle.
She said that it was ridiculous, so I told her about my idea for a folding carton, it's called a farton.
She said that too is a dumb idea. I said well then I am not even going to tell you about my idea for a folding bucket!
A man goes on a date with a patent examiner.
Things are going well, so they go back to his place, and end up having s**....
Afterwards, the man asks his date, "So, do you want to do this again tomorrow?"
His date replies: "I will report that your technique, while novel, is obvious to one skilled in the art. Also I found some of your more extraordinary claims to be unsubstantiated."
A man takes a wallet to the patent office..
...and tells the patent officer he would like to apply for a patent for this special wallet he had designed. The patent agent tells him that he is about a hundred years too late to get a patent for a wallet. The man says, I don't think you understand. This is a special wallet made from foreskins. When you massage it ...it turns into a suitcase.