The Best 18 Patent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Patent jokes. There are some patent application jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these patent sued puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Patent Jokes and Puns

I Went To The Patent Office.

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"

"A folding carton."

"What do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

My visit to the patent office

I went into a patent office and told the clerk how I had an idea for a folding bottle, it's called a fottle.
She said that it was ridiculous, so I told her about my idea for a folding carton, it's called a farton.
She said that too is a dumb idea. I said well then I am not even going to tell you about my idea for a folding bucket!

I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!

SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"

Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured!

Patent joke, I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!

A homicidal and a suicidal patent are put in the same room in a psych ward.

The suicidal person says "well that makes 2 people that want me dead."

I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once

You get more buck for your bang!


A man goes on a date with a patent examiner.

Things are going well, so they go back to his place, and end up having sex.

Afterwards, the man asks his date, "So, do you want to do this again tomorrow?"

His date replies: "I will report that your technique, while novel, is obvious to one skilled in the art. Also I found some of your more extraordinary claims to be unsubstantiated."

The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes

Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019

Patent joke, The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from W

Once Viagra's patent expires....

There's gonna be stiff competition

While working at the Patent Office, I discovered the Theory of Irrelativity.

But then I decided it didn't matter.

A man takes a wallet to the patent office..

...and tells the patent officer he would like to apply for a patent for this special wallet he had designed. The patent agent tells him that he is about a hundred years too late to get a patent for a wallet. The man says, I don't think you understand. This is a special wallet made from foreskins. When you massage it ...it turns into a suitcase.

Looks like Microsoft DOES have a new IP...

Infringed Patent.

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TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement.

Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.

Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to start a sex doll company but his patent was denied.

Apparently the name Rubber Maid was already taken.

What do you call a patent for a defective human?

What do you call a patent to create a bad human

The United States is using an interesting strategy against Russia for interfering with another country's election.

Apparently, the US already had a patent on that.

Patent joke, The United States is using an interesting strategy against Russia for interfering with another count

How did the patent office verify Thomas Edison's inventions?

They used phonographic evidence.

Developers with New Game Ideas

"Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"

Where do I have to travel to play this game?

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