Patella Jokes
6 patella jokes and hilarious patella puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about patella that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good patella joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I had my leg x-rayed today.
The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"
By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"
The doctor replied "披萨卷2.54披萨卷"
Did you hear about the guy who knocked himself out when he face-planted with his patella?
No? Guess it was on a knees-to-nose basis.
A patella throws a party
Because he's fun-knee
What's another name for a prosthetic patella?
Faux-knee
In what country can you get a sunburn on your Patella?
Tanza-knee-a
What's the most indian bone in the human body?
The patella. (I'll show myself out)
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