Patella Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Patella jokes. Read patella ankle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these patella acl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Patella Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

I had my leg x-rayed today.

The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"
By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"
The doctor replied "披萨卷2.54披萨卷"

Did you hear about the guy who knocked himself out when he face-planted with his patella?

No? Guess it was on a knees-to-nose basis.

What's another name for a prosthetic patella?

Faux-knee

A patella throws a party

Because he's fun-knee

In what country can you get a sunburn on your Patella?

Tanza-knee-a

What's the most indian bone in the human body?

The patella. (I'll show myself out)

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the patella prosthetic puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working patella kneecap piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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