Patel Jokes

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The Best Patel Puns

A traditional Indian woman walks into a bar for the first time...

She sits down between two men.

She hears the first man says to the bartender "Johnny Walker, single."

Then second man says to the bartender "Jack Daniels, single."

The bartender turns to the Indian woman... She says "Pushpaben Patel, Married."

A lady from India visited the USA for the first time and visited a bar...

She sat in front of the bartender with two guys sitting on either side of her.
"Jack Daniels, single." Ordered the one on her left.
Johnny Walker, single." Ordered the one on the right.
The bartender then looked at the lady and asked, "And you, ma'am?"
"Sonia Patel, married." She replied.

Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US?

Dev Patel

What is the most popular brand of Indian vodka?

Patel One.

A patella throws a party

Because he's fun-knee


What do you call a Software Developer in Hollywood?

Dev Patel

Ajit Patel finally makes it to college...

What's orange and red and looks good on Ajit Patel?

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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