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A traditional Indian woman walks into a bar for the first time...
She sits down between two men.
She hears the first man says to the bartender "Johnny Walker, single."
Then second man says to the bartender "Jack Daniels, single."
The bartender turns to the Indian woman... She says "Pushpaben Patel, Married."
Mrs. Patel was reading little Rajinder a bedtime story. He asked, "what will I be when I grow up?" She replied, "you can be anything you want to be."
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, you can be anything you want to be. You can be a cardiologist, radiologist, anesthesiologist, neurologist...."
A lady from India visited the USA for the first time and visited a bar...
She sat in front of the bartender with two guys sitting on either side of her.
"Jack Daniels, single." Ordered the one on her left.
Johnny Walker, single." Ordered the one on the right.
The bartender then looked at the lady and asked, "And you, ma'am?"
"Sonia Patel, married." She replied.
A patella throws a party
Because he's fun-knee
Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US?
Dev Patel
What is the most popular brand of Indian v**...?
Patel One.
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