Pate Jokes
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I Went To The Patent Office.
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s**... and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!
SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"
Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured!
What's another name for a paternity test
A pop quiz
u/iwillsexyou
I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once
You get more buck for your bang!
Paternal Payback
On the day I received my learner's permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat. Why aren't you sitting up front on the passenger's side? I asked.
Kirsten, I've been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl, Dad replied. Now it's my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.
Once v**...'s patent expires....
There's gonna be stiff competition
A patella throws a party
Because he's fun-knee
Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?
They're always eager for more on their pate.
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