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Howlingly Hilarious Patchy Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What is a good patchy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man walks into a barber shop

The man walks in an sits down.
Barber: So how do you want it cut?
Customer: Well, I'd like you to leave it patchy on the sides, give me some bald spots on the top, and cut a zig zag all the way up the back.
the Barber steps back in shock.
Barber: Sir… I can't do that.
Customer: Really? That's what you gave me last time, you son of a b**....

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

I always hated my patchy f**... hair but my friends told me to keep and you know what?

It's starting to grow on me


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