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3 Irish men in a pub…
… called m**..., Pat and Tat. The barman says "Are you all related?"
m**... said "Yeah we're triplets!"
Barman said "Triplets!, how come you and Pat are 6ft tall and Tat is only 4ft tall?",
"Well!" said m**... "Me and Pat were
breast fed so there was no t**... for Tat!
Three Irish men in a pub called says, "Are you all related?" m**... said, "Yeah we're triplets". Barman says, "Triplets, how Come you & Pat are six foot tall & Tat is only four foot tall?"
"Well", said m**..., "Me & Pat
were breast fed, so there was no t**... for tat".
Pat and m**... were walking down the street when Pat fell into a big hole filled with milk.
m**... runs over to the hole and asks:
Pat, is it pasteurised?
To which Pat replies:
Nah, it's only up to my knees!
Two friends join the SAS.
Two friends, Pat and m**..., are trying to join the SAS. After doing all the training their commanding officer in charge tells them, "Now you two must realise that you have to do anything your commanding officer says no question asked, so m**... go into that room there", so m**... walks in. The officer then says to Pat, "Do you think you could kill a friend Pat?", to which Pat replies, "oh no I love all my friends"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY PAT!"
"Yes sir!" Pat exclaims.
The officer then says, "Do you think you could kill m**..., Pat?"
"Oh never sir m**... is like a brother to me I have kno..."
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!"
"Oh right, yes sir"
"Well then take this gun, and walk into that room, where you shall kill m**...", so Pat goes in and 5 minutes later he goes back to his commanding officer and he says, "I've done it sir"
"Well you'll be glad to know that gun was fake Pat and just call m**... back in"
Pat then replies, "I can't sir"
"Why?"
"I strangled him"
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