Pastry Jokes

Funny pastry jokes you won't want to miss! From the warm, flaky crust of the danish pastry to the airy choux pastry, we've got a joke to match. Enjoy pie and focaccia puns, strudel banter, and jokes about Italian pastries. So, check out our collection of pastry jokes, and get ready to laugh!

Playful Pastry Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What do you call a radical muslim pastry chef?

Chocolate bomber

So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company

It's going to be called Game of Scones

I needed some money...

So I decided to rob a bottle shop with my Lebanese friend. We agreed to meet around the corner of the shop in a dark alley at midnight and go from there.

I waited in that alley, and my colleague arrives with a bit of sweet pastry stuck to his head.
"You moron!!" I exclaim, "I said Balaclava!"

There was once a pastry competition...

Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.

They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*

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A french pastry was stalking me this morning

I felt really creped out

If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...

A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.

The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."

The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."

What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat?

Synonym rolls

Pastry joke, What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat?

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear?


You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?

It has a high turnover rate.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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You would think that you would be a better pastry chef

With all the creampie videos I watch...

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry?

He's on a roll!

They call me the Pastry Chef

Because all your mothers came to get cream pies from me.

At Indian Restaurant

"Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"No, thank you, I'm full now."

Pastry joke, At Indian Restaurant

What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry?

Game of Scones.

How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam?

She passed with frying crullers.

What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry?

A cinema-n twist.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

What's a lawyer's favourite pastry?


My pastry factory has been pretty successful...

So far we've had a good turnover.

What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?

A filosopher.

What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.

What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?


What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Pastry joke, What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

I still can't believe how the pastry chef died...

It's hard to imagine a cruller fate.

If a chocolatier and a pastry chef have a child together, will they also make delicious food?

Not Nestle Sara Lee

What do you call a slow pastry?

A retart.

An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry.

Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!

What kind of pastry is known to cause depression and anxiety?

Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?

He went in all buns glazing.

What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?

I doughnut care.

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

He'll dessert you!

Did you notice the pastry factory is always hiring?

They must have a high turnover-rate.

Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?

So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

Which pastry is the most religious?

The donut.
Its holiness cannot be denied.

A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.

He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.

Did you hear about the Brit who had developed a pastry addiction?

He became a total sconer

You wouldn't think that a pastry frosting made from magical trees would be very good,

but it's actually enticing!

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

What did the pastry say to the cake when they were in bed?

I'm crumbing!

The girl and the pastry chefs

There once was a girl who kept being followed by pastry chefs wearing cook hats. After countless days of being followed, she asked her friend if she could tell her why the chefs were following her. The friend replied "you really need to do something about that yeast infection."

I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.

I call it

*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*

What did the pastry say to the apples as they entered the oven?

Let's get ready to crumble!

French pastry bakers are scary.

They give me the crepes.

what do you call a really small computer file full of pastry recipes?

Little bytes

What do you call a Jedi Italian pastry chef?

Obi Wan Cannoli

I was terrified to eat the pastry.

Turns out, its a piece of cake.

The French baker's pastry shop collapsed on him

He was in a lot of pain.

The world's best dentist and the world's worst pastry chef walk into a bar.

Being friends of the owner, he pours them both a drink and sits them down to catch up.

How was your birthday? He asks the dentist.

It was like pulling teeth he says with a smile.

Then the owner turns to the pastry chef.

How was your divorce?

It was as easy as pie the chef mumbles sadly.

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