The Best 48 Pastry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pastry jokes. There are some pastry bakery jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pastry tarts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pastry Jokes and Puns

What do you call a radical muslim pastry chef?

Chocolate bomber

So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company

It's going to be called Game of Scones

There was once a pastry competition...

Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.

They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*

Pastry joke, There was once a pastry competition...

A french pastry was stalking me this morning

I felt really creped out

If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...

A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.

The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."

The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."


What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat?

Synonym rolls

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

Pastry joke, What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear?

Pioneer.

You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?

It has a high turnover rate.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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You would think that you would be a better pastry chef

With all the creampie videos I watch...

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry?

He's on a roll!

They call me the Pastry Chef

Because all your mothers came to get cream pies from me.

At Indian Restaurant

"Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"Samosa?"
"No, thank you, I'm full now."

Pastry joke, At Indian Restaurant

What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry?

Game of Scones.

How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam?

She passed with frying crullers.

What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry?

A cinema-n twist.


What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

What's a lawyer's favourite pastry?

Suet

My pastry factory has been pretty successful...

So far we've had a good turnover.

What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?

A filosopher.

What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.

What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

What's a revolutionist's favourite pastry?

Coup d'Γ©tart

I still can't believe how the pastry chef died...

It's hard to imagine a cruller fate.

If a chocolatier and a pastry chef have a child together, will they also make delicious food?

Not Nestle Sara Lee

What do you call a slow pastry?

A retart.

What do you call a dessert that starts out as a cube of fruit-filled pastry and is slowly stretched until it's long and flat?

Extrudel.

An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry.

Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!

Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?

He went in all buns glazing.

What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?

I doughnut care.

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

He'll dessert you!

Did you notice the pastry factory is always hiring?

They must have a high turnover-rate.

Why did the pastry store stop selling superhero costumes?

Because not many heroes wear crepes.

Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?

So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

Which pastry is the most religious?

The donut.
Its holiness cannot be denied.

A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.

He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.

Did you hear about the Brit who had developed a pastry addiction?

He became a total sconer

You wouldn't think that a pastry frosting made from magical trees would be very good,

but it's actually enticing!

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

What did the pastry say to the cake when they were in bed?

I'm crumbing!

The girl and the pastry chefs

There once was a girl who kept being followed by pastry chefs wearing cook hats. After countless days of being followed, she asked her friend if she could tell her why the chefs were following her. The friend replied "you really need to do something about that yeast infection."

I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.

I call it

*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*

What did the pastry say to the apples as they entered the oven?

Let's get ready to crumble!

French pastry bakers are scary.

They give me the crepes.

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