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Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
It was a piece of cake
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."
So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.
Confection
Drunken Donuts
King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference
They give me the crepes.
He was a real dough-nut.
not πs
Easy. Go for a cheapshot by insulting his pastries.
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They have a custardy battle
Sconey Island
A pie rat
They got extsrudled.
Likely to flake
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."
Donutello
Because desserts are stressed spelt backwards.
But I hate Pai now
Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.
Abundance.
The House of the Rising Bun
They've been yay before, but not anymore.
If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
He's against anti-pie-rating laws
I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
Piethugoras
A pie romancer
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
He was a self proclaimed pie-ro-maniac.
So for my birthday, she gave me a macaron lens.
I guess you could say im a dough nut.
Quick, get me three baguettes and two pastries!
Darth Vader walks in
Here's your order Lord Vader
How do you always know what I want? Do you use the force?
No sir, we can hear you coming. Pain pain pain tarte tatin tarte tatin
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