Hilarious Fun Pastries Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
I stole some pastries from the store yesterday
It was a piece of cake
If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."
I was making some Scandinavian pastries but discovered afterwards that I didn't use enough sugar.
So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.
Where do sinful pastries go?
Confection
Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?
Drunken Donuts
King Arthur's birthday party at the round table.
King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference
French pastries are scary
They give me the crepes.
I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries.
He was a real dough-nut.
96.86% of pastries are
not πs
How do you make a baker cry?
Easy. Go for a cheapshot by insulting his pastries.
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What happens when two pastries divorce?
They have a custardy battle
Where is the best place to get pastries in New York?
Sconey Island
What do you call a sea fairing rodent that likes pastries?
A pie rat
I feel so bad, I was sent to get some pastries, but I got distracted and sat on them in the car...
They got extsrudled.
I like my women how I like my pastries
Likely to flake
Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I'm writing an erotic novel featuring tea and pastries.
I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."
What do you call a ninja turtle with an addiction to pastries?
Donutello
Why do people eat pastries and sweets when they are stressed?
Because desserts are stressed spelt backwards.
I've never really disliked pastries
But I hate Pai now
Why was the ninja so good at baking pastries?
Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.
What's the difference between a pastry doing a tap dance and a lot of pastries doing ballet?
Abundance.
Where does Bob Dylan get his pastries?
The House of the Rising Bun
OC from my 13 year old: I heard the quality of the pastries in New Orleans has gone down.
They've been yay before, but not anymore.
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?
If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
My brother wants people to be free to rate their pastries however they choose
He's against anti-pie-rating laws
My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor.
I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
What do you call a mathematician that abuses pastries?
Piethugoras
What kind of mage uses pastries to seduce people?
A pie romancer
What's the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
Did you ever hear about the man who set pastries on fire?
He was a self proclaimed pie-ro-maniac.
Earlier this year, I told my girlfriend that I wanted to start taking pictures of pastries.
So for my birthday, she gave me a macaron lens.
You know, i get really excited about pastries.
I guess you could say im a dough nut.
A patissier suddenly looks up in a panic and shouts...
Quick, get me three baguettes and two pastries!
Darth Vader walks in
Here's your order Lord Vader
How do you always know what I want? Do you use the force?
No sir, we can hear you coming. Pain pain pain tarte tatin tarte tatin
Ever since the government lockdown, my neighbor has had to run her business out of her backyard. She bakes delicious pastries.
Google Back Door Cream Pies if you're interested.
