Pasteurised Jokes
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Comical & Quirky Pasteurised Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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What is the fastest thing in the world?
Milk.
Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
Why is milk the fastest liquid?
Because its pasteurised before you see it
What's the fastest fluid?
Milk. It's pasteurised before you see it!
A Lady walks into a Grocery Store..
A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk. "I have a skin problem and the Doctor prescribed a milk bath". The clerk asked "Pasteurised?" She replied "No just up to my chin"
Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?
The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Pat and m**... were walking down the street when Pat fell into a big hole filled with milk.
m**... runs over to the hole and asks:
Pat, is it pasteurised?
To which Pat replies:
Nah, it's only up to my knees!
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