Paste Jokes

Funniest Paste Short Jokes

Short paste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paste humour may include short copy jokes also.

1. Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't. It's my longest running joke of the year.
2. My 7 yr old just made this one up: What do you say when a dinosaur farts? That was a blast from the past!
3. Valentine's.... For the past 10 years I've been getting valentine's card from a secret admirer, so I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.
   First my gran dies, now this!
4. This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
5. Actually, the past tense is "hanged", as in "he hanged himself" Sorry about your Dad, though
6. I was walking past a homeless man when he yelled, "Stephen King is my older brother and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!" I replied, "Surely you must be joe."
7. My friend's girlfriend is pregnant, and he is thinking of a name for the past few weeks. Finally he decided on Carlos and ran away to Mexico.
8. I've figured out that the spread of Covid-19 over the past couple years has been due to two factors. 1. How dense the population is.
   2. How dense the population is.
9. Jay Leno walked past a painting of Simon Cowell surrounded by his dogs during AGT. And said: Cowell looked at the dogs like they were on the menu at a korean restaurant.
10. Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
    JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
    Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

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Paste One Liners

Which paste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paste? I can suggest the ones about paper and tape.

1. I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
2. You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tent.
3. I asked Siri "What do women want?" My phone has not shut up for the past three days.
4. If we make it past 2020, I'll be dreading 2022. After all, 2022 is 2020, too!
5. So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
6. Why don't cats make good burglars? They can't get past the laser defenses
7. Why is nostalgia like grammar? We find the present tense and the past perfect
8. How to get laid?? 1. Lay on bed.
   2. Wait two hours.
   3. Lay becomes past tense.
9. I spent the past 2 years looking for my girlfriend's killer But no one will do it
10. I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4.
11. Teacher: What is the tense of the phrase "I am beautiful" Student: Past
12. What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense.
13. What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp A cop
14. A man walks right past a bar.. Wait! Where are you going? I need you for the joke!
15. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Lie About Past Accomplishments. It's true...

Copy Paste Jokes

Here is a list of funny copy paste jokes and even better copy paste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.
• When you're addicted to keyboard shortcuts It might start off with just copying and pasting, but once you get into underlining it really starts to control you.
• A copy editor walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm giving up the past tense for Lend," he tells the bartender.
• How do you clone a tomato? Copy and paste
• They said the real joke is in the comments. Copy this and paste it in the comments then.
• V V V VVVVVV why isn't copy and paste working
• How many people does it take to copy and paste something wrong? Yes.
• My computer is so slow . . . . . . I get a progress bar when I copy and paste . . . text.
• Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
• Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.

Cut And Paste Jokes

Here is a list of funny cut and paste jokes and even better cut and paste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My tailor has been really angry the past few weeks. This morning, he even refused to fixed my new pants which were too long I asked if he could cut me some slack
• "Rabbi, could you please perform a circumcision for my son" Rabbi :"What's his age ? "
  Man : "8 years "
  Rabbi :" what? That's way past the usual cut off date "
• We are going to learn to cut and paste kids

Tomato Paste Jokes

Here is a list of funny tomato paste jokes and even better tomato paste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste.
• Tomato paste is pretty viscous I guess it's not very fast paste

Giggle-Inducing Paste Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about paste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pong jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paste pranks.