Pastatute Jokes
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What do you call an Italian h**...?
A PASTA-tute!
I am so sorry.
What do you call a girl who'll go home with any guy after he buy her a hearty Italian meal?
A pasta-tute.
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Doing s**... favors for spaghetti dinners
...makes you a pastatute
What do you call a noodle on a street corner?
A pasta-tute.
What do you call someone who sells themself in exchange for spaghetti?
A pasta-tute
What's the most popular occupation in Italy?
Pastatution.
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Spaghetti s**...
I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me.
She said "I'll screw your brains out if you buy me a bowl of macaroni."
I said, "Really!? What are you, a pasta-tute?"
And then, that very same girl came up to me the next day and I asked her what she charged.
She said she only charged a penne.
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What do you call an italian h**... (with part 2)
A pastatute
Where does a pastatute live?
The spaghetto
What do you call someone who illicitly sells spaghetti on the streets?
A Pastatute
Because it's funny!
What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?
A PASTATUTE!!!
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