The Best 23 Pastatute Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pastatute jokes. There are some pastatute gnocchi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pastatute wop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pastatute Jokes and Puns

What do you call an Italian hooker?

A PASTA-tute!

I am so sorry.

What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti?

A pastatute.

Did ya'll ever hear about that lady who was selling sexual favors for spaghetti?

She was a pastatute

Pastatute joke, Did ya'll ever hear about that lady who was selling sexual favors for spaghetti?

What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti?

A pastatute!

What do you call a girl who'll go home with any guy after he buy her a hearty Italian meal?

A pasta-tute.


What do you call a woman who sells sex for noodles?

A Pasta-tute!

What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

A pastatute

Pastatute joke, What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Doing sexual favors for spaghetti dinners

...makes you a pastatute

What do you call a hooker who likes noodles?

A Pastatute

What do you call someone who sells themself in exchange for spaghetti?

A pasta-tute

You can explore pastatute prosti reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pastatute penne dad jokes. There are also pastatute puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call a noodle on a street corner?

A pasta-tute.

What do you call a woman who exchanges sex for spaghetti?

A Pasta-tute

What do you call a piece of slutty spaghetti?

A pastatute!

What do you call someone who sells their body for a bowl of spaghetti?

A pastatute!

What do you call a hooker that asks for payment in Italian food?

A pasta-tute.

Pastatute joke, What do you call a hooker that asks for payment in Italian food?

What do you call a woman who trades sexual favors for Italian food?

A pasta-tute

Did you hear about the woman solicting men for a spagehtti dinner?

She was a pastatute.

What do you call a woman who sells her body for pasta.

A pastatute


What do you call an Italian prostitute?

A pastatute

Spaghetti sex

I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me.

She said "I'll screw your brains out if you buy me a bowl of macaroni."

I said, "Really!? What are you, a pasta-tute?"

And then, that very same girl came up to me the next day and I asked her what she charged.

She said she only charged a penne.

What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2)

A pastatute

Where does a pastatute live?

The spaghetto

What do you call someone who illicitly sells spaghetti on the streets?

A Pastatute

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pastatute rigatoni jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pastatute antipasta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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